People are difficult and confusing, but we endure. just trying to make sense of it all.
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Someone once said during the apocalypse they're coming to my house because I know how to garden and I told them we could possibly have a really nice salsa before we all die of starvation
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concept: we take a bunch of people who believe and idolize this, put them here and see if they survive the winter. we'll live stream the whole thing for profit
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No???? It was the EU that told Apple to go fuck themselves
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What fresh hell is this?
Filling in for James O'Brien from 10am on guest host week is @SuellaBraverman.
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Convince me to keep trying with My Lady Jane. Is this for an American audience? Because it’s absolutely painful in episode 1
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nothing could encapsulate british politics better than everyone performatively losing their mind over Just Stop Oil spraying some cornflour over stonehenge, which will wash off instantly, but not batting an eyelid about the plans to build a fucking motorway right through it
My first covid! Weirdly proud it took this long. Have had much worse colds (thanks to lots of vaccinations).
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Even more interesting: Hemingway’s then-wife, Martha Gelhorn, didnt take the “no” given to male journalists as a final answer, posed as a nurse, and snuck aboard a hospital ship. She is thought to be the only woman to land on the beaches of Normandy on D-Day.
Oh my God I can’t believe this is true but it’s on Wikipedia, so…
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All golf courses should be compulsorily purchased and returned to communities. Use, say, 20% for new housing, 80% for parks, wildlife and recreation.
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some Irish primary school kids made a tune and there is zero legitimate reason for it to go this hard holy shit
✨🎵 “I searched for my spark and I found it” ✨🎵
Cruinniú na nÓg, Europe’s only national free day of creativity for young people is back, with over 1,000 free activities, taking place on Saturday, June 15. 🎉
#CruinniuNaNog - an initiative of @creativeirl, supported by @rte
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Maths is like playing a new board game. There’s always a boring 30 minute period where one guy goes and figures out the rules then poorly explains them to the rest of the party. Then you get to play and it turns out to be fun. Maths is like this but it takes 15 years instead
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Adopted a "failed" police dog who was given up for rehoming. Always been a brilliant addition to the family. Loving, caring, protective. Started to wonder why the cops rejected him. Then we took him to the woods where he saw a squirrel, got scared & ran head-first into a tree.
