I love eggs, board games, puns, and infomercials.
Colorado, she/her
Joined June 2012
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After seven of eight Regional Championships this past weekend, 44 teams advanced to Nationals.
#USAUltimate I #USAUNats
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i used to be young and cool and now when it rains i say things like “this is good. we needed this”
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people are anxious & rude, there’s a lot of coughing, and sandwiches cost $15. we are living in airport times.
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Shout-out to the grass folks at Aurora Sports Park for this impeccably maintained grass, I think you all have low key ruined grass for me
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What Surprised Me Most About Becoming a Parent Was That I Was Forced To by The Government: ow.ly/AaNj50IZFWQ
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ENVIRONMENT: @Sunrun systems have generated 20 billion kWh of #cleanenergy since '07. These systems prevented 11.2 million metric tons of CO2e from entering the ATM. The equivalent of avoiding emissions from 1.3 billion gallons of gas, or 2.4 million cars off the road for a year.
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there should be an old tortoise that lives in the white house through every presidency and it's the president's personal responsibility to keep it alive and happy
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I feel like this holiday season, it's important to remind people of the true meaning of christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more