Jordan London

I just had an older lady call me a “little boy” in the grocery store. Mam I am a 6’4”, 215 lb GROWN ASS MAN

It wouldn’t be NYSS without a lil snow

These NY roads might be worse than PA

Today marked the 10 year anniversary for getting kicked out of the school play. Round 4 bitches

Happy birthday to the fun parent ❤️ @brittanysmail

First time in 3 years we won’t be getting shitty in the city for NYE. Miss you boys. (Plus Erin and Meg)

“Wanna grab a beer after this?”

Keystone light but it’s fine

The grilled cheese burrito from Taco Bell slaps, HARD

My kids better love eggs and chicken

I have no idea how I’m gonna function at 40. My body feels like it’s failing me at 25 😅

ISO new friends

Aaron Donald is an absolutely terrifying human being

Post-show hangovers are REAL

It is physically impossible for @edsekerak and I to plan anything for a show without it turning into an absolute dumpster fire before it starts

Just a heads up for any boys running around circleville this upcoming week, steer clear of the Kentucky Kouger. She’s only got one goal in mind. @brileetucker

Thank god for pasta 🍝

I wish I had all the money back I spent on dumb shit I didn’t need over the years so I could use it to buy dumb shit I don’t need now

Never forget 🇺🇸