Had a great time talking about rootkits and bootkits @BSidesBHAM. Next year I'll probably bother everyone again with some uefi stuff!

He'll yeah

AMTRAK

Had a great time speaking @BSidesBHAM yesterday! Met a lot of great people! I really appreciate the gift they gave to first time speakers. This guy looks so good on my book shelf!

Looking forward to it!

Something ive been thinking about lately... rats. You put a rat in a cage. What's in the cage? Rats

I know a man as smart as @elonmusk can tell me how to put this in a hot dog bun. My fans, stay posted. 🤙

When you really want a dog but dont got a dog Id eat this with @GordonRamsay and @drewisgooden

Keep throwing shit on a wall and something will stick! @GordonRamsay @drewisgooden

Since @GordonRamsay won't take me up on this fantastic offer, i know a man of @drewisgooden taste can appreciate the top loaded dog. @drewisgooden have your people call my people. Lets make a deal.

From the creators of top gun, top dog @GordonRamsay i will sell you the rights to my idea as long as you PROMISE to critique my food.

Square rooms make me uncomf.

Had an idea no one has ever had before #doubledog

People try to copy my hot dog technique but im on a different culinary plane. @GordonRamsay cant do better than this!

Dang did it again! What say you @GordonRamsay ???

She calls me daddy ramsey 🤤. What say you @GordonRamsay ?