@JLOracle

50 years using computers, 40 years freelancing, 35 years dealing with Oracle design and performance issues; mostly retired. Now tweeting at https://nitter.cf/t.co/jgM903GCKq

London, UK
Joined July 2013
The demon subdomain, including my old website disappeared a while ago, but there is a copy from December 2018 on the Wayback machine starting at: web.archive.org/web/20181213…
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We are saddened by the passing of Jim Lovell, commander of Apollo 13 and a four-time spaceflight veteran. Lovell's life and work inspired millions. His courage under pressure helped forge our path to the Moon and beyond—a journey that continues today. go.nasa.gov/41tbrpq
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Replying to @lemire
I think the more practical question (for now) is if a senior dev would end up producing junior level code when using AI agents? (... having distractions and deadlines, etc...)
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More than 3 months to #POUG2025 and we have 30 tickets left. Do you really want to miss over 40 tech sessions (no marketing! no sales pitches!) & opportunity to meet #Oracle stars like @connor_mc_d @JLOracle or @KerryOracleGuy ? Buy now or cry later: poug.org/edycja/poug-2025/
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The days of running oradebug without restriction are numbered! jonathanlewis.wordpress.com/…
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The old mathematical ones are the best. Maybe jokes are like mathematics. You either get them or you don't. But if you need a clue for Vishal's joke, this might help: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Residu…
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If your developers are talking about the database as «the Persistence Layer», you are in trouble 🥸
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"If you trust in yourself and believe in your dreams and follow your star you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy." Miss Tick (The Wee Free Men, Terry Pratchett)
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The database can now directly track all of the SQL statements you ran in a session, and keep a plethora of metadata and execution statistics about them as well! youtu.be/V5m4OTELby4
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When Oracle Database Release Updates Attack oracle-base.com/blog/2025/03…
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Replying to @JLOracle
The issue has been fixed with Patch 36791812: FDA DDLs Are Offline, Leading to Unusable FDA Indexes.
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Food labelling is so dishonest oracle-base.com/blog/2025/02…
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