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Secular Jewish Humanist, Pro Choice, Pro Gun Control but not anti-2A, vaccinated, proud radical left scum🌊

Ann Arbor, MI
Joined March 2012
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Hey Google, change Lake America and the Gulf of America back to its proper names, and don't let that shit happen again.
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There's a saying on American social media: "Be the American that Japanese people think you are." I'm Japanese. I've lived in Tokyo my whole life. So let me tell you what we actually say about you, when you're not in the room. "When someone falls down on the street, we pretend not to see. We're protecting their pride. Americans run straight at them. They don't care about the pride. They care about the knee." (Office worker, 38) "An American will stop four lanes of traffic for a family of ducks. And then everyone in the cars claps for the ducks." (Taxi driver, 61) "If you lend an American a pen, you will never see it again. If you need a kidney, they'll ask your blood type." (Nurse, 45) "At kids' soccer games, they cheer when the other team's kid scores. The other team's parents look confused. Then they cheer too." (Youth soccer coach, 52, lived one year in Ohio) "A man sneezed on a bus in Chicago. Eleven strangers said 'Bless you.' He said 'thank you' eleven times. Nobody on that bus thought this was strange." (University student, 21) "At an airport in Texas, I watched a soldier try to pay for his lunch. The cashier said someone already had. He asked who. She said, 'Somebody who didn't want you to know.'" (Retired teacher, 70) "American fathers cannot braid hair. But they will watch a video at midnight for an hour so their daughter's hair looks right on picture day." (Hair stylist, 33) "I ran the Chicago Marathon once. Strangers stood in the cold for hours holding signs for people they will never meet. At mile 20, a man I'd never seen read the name off my bib and screamed it like he'd raised me." (Runner, 48) "When Americans get lost, they ask a stranger. If the stranger is also lost, they become a team." (Tour guide, 39) "They ask the waitress her name. And then they remember it." (Restaurant owner, 66) And one more. From my father. He's 76. He doesn't say much about anything. This is the longest thing I have ever heard him say about another country. "Every time something terrible happens in America, I watch the news, and I look for one thing. The people running toward it. There are always so many." So, America. You don't have to become the Americans we think you are. We're not imagining you. We're remembering you.
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Blue Wave 🌊
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I’ve never had a Muslim tell me what I can and can’t do. But Christians have been telling me what I can and can’t do my entire fucking life.
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If a bakery baking a cake for a gay wedding is "endorsing homosexuality”...then voting for a p*dophile is DEFINITELY endorsing p*dophilia. Hope that helps clear things up this midterm season!
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I voted Democrat every year, including 2024. But his year I'm voting... also democrat, because I didn't get a freakin lobotomy in the past two years.
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529 kids came home from school in coffins. Zero came home with sex-change surgery. But MAGA keeps fighting the imaginary operating room instead of the very real β€œgunfire”!
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And another thing. Abdul El Sayed did not accept a $400M jet from the largest financial backer of the Muslim Brotherhood. That was Donald fucking Trump.
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Polio vaccine is safer than polio Diphtheria vaccine is safer than diphtheria Measles vaccine is safer than measles Tetanus vaccine is safer than Tetanus And yes Covid vaccine is safer than Covid That's The Whole Point Of Vaccines
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Trump's recent ban on some news media appeals to no one other than MAGA, and he needs more than MAGA to win the midterms. His actions are those of a bully, a tyrant, and a coward, and that just doesn't appeal to Americans
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MicheΓ‘l Martin is 5'10" Donald Trump claims to be 6'3"
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Funny how β€˜indoctrination’ suddenly becomes a problem when it’s not your religion doing it. πŸ˜‚
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