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Lifelong @NUFC fan, worked at the ticket office. Bringing you the best transfer stories straight from the source. #sooncome #TOONERS - JJ

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Joined June 2022
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I will be passing on the details of any #NUFC fans involved in these race riots to both the club and the police. No tolerance for racism in my club -JJ #Newcastle #EnoughIsEnough #Tooners
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Remember to observe a moments silence today, 9 11 we will never forget 😔 #TwinTowers #NewYork #Osama #Bin #Arteta -JJ
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Surprised it wasn’t in Hull! Mauled x #Mauled -JJ
🚨 Horror as man jumps in to tiger enclosure at Yorkshire wildlife park today Cops and an air ambulance have swooped on the scene More to follow...
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How’s this blokey getting a hero card for *checks notes* killing himself and his brother and leaving his family without a father The real hero card should be to the first responders who had to see his recklessness! #lfc -JJ
🚨 Diogo Jota 🇵🇹 has been OFFICIALLY added to the FC27 database Hero card soon 🙏 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Nile “the danger” power Ranger -JJ
Whoever names the most obscure Premier League striker wins
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Class. Wish my club would come out and explicitly call out what Israel are doing!! @NUFC -JJ #NUFC #FreePalestine
𝗢𝘂𝗿 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗢𝗻 𝗣𝗮𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲 Read here: fgrl.ink/palestine #WeAreFGR💚
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Must be difficult being a tiny club getting food chained by Palace while the massive club down the road sign top players -JJ #NUFC #SAFC #CPFC
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Life comes at you fast. Food chained by Palace -JJ #CPFC #SAFC
We’ve food chained Arsenal. You could never Newcastle.
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Jesus fucking wept man -JJ
De Zerbi said Mudryk can win The Ballon D'or. I think this is one of those signings you just have to trust him.
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JJ TOON ARMY - ITK retweeted
Lewis Hall will be a Newcastle United player when the season starts. So many bed wetters on this app. He has a contract with the club until the summer of 2029. It would take a ridiculous offer from Manchester Reds for us to even consider it. They won't bid -JJ #NUFC #Newcastle
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Despite this being signed off as -JJ just beware that this person is NOT -JJ. Unless you see a devilishly handsome man tweeting using that sign off it is NOT me. -JJ
Replying to @JJToonArmy
I’m an insensitive retard -JJ
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JJ TOON ARMY - ITK retweeted
Newcastle are walking into a completely different #Spurs. Savinho has arrived. Marmoush has arrived. Fernandes pulling the strings. Tonali is hunting. Kudus is back. And now we get to see what De Zerbi-ball looks like when the stakes are real. Pray for Newcastle. #THFC #COYS
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Tottenham lost to Newcastle 0-2 youtu.be/MW1Ym7zlqRs
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Killed himself and his brother driving like a lunatic -JJ #LFC
Last year, Diogo Jota tragically passed away at 28, just 11 days after marrying the love of his life, Rute Cardoso.🥹 Keep resting in peace, King. 🕊️👑❤️
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Unlucky Sandro pal. Better luck in the championship next season. COME ON YOU FUCKING MAGS -JJ #NUFC #Spurs #CoYS #THFC
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Liverpool food chained by Villa. Wow -JJ #AVFC #LFC #LiverpoolFC
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Aston Villa reach agreement in principle to sign Ibrahim Mbaye from Paris Saint-Germain. #AVFC move for 18yo #PSG winger in process of being finalised: €55m. Nasser Al-Khelaifi & Nassef Sawiris relationship key to closing deal @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7444254…
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Food chained by Palace. What is going on at Villa? -JJ #AVFC
#CPFC are hijacking Aston Villa's move for Club Brugge defender Joel Ordónez. Palace have thrashed out a deal worth £30m @talkSPORT @JacobsBen
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RIP Dolly Parton EIEIEIO up the Premier League we go -JJ #NUFC
RIP Dolly Parton YNWA
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Just seen Nico Gonzalez in Lidl -JJ #NUFC #sooncome
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Do u want picking up in the morning pal @TheVillaWatch -JJ #AVFC #BHAFC
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At what point do the media start talking about Villa having a horrible transfer window like they do with us? Konsa, Digne, Rogers, Tielemans and possibly Watkins all gone in one window? -JJ #NUFC #AVFC
🚨 EXCL: Arsenal closing in on deal to sign Ezri Konsa from Aston Villa. 28yo defender high on #AFC target list all summer & work now advancing with #AVFC to finalise after dialogue at ownership level to reduce valuation gap for England intl @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7451792…
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