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Dad - Husband - ReactJS - FinTech - Typescript - Learning Korean 🇰🇷 My tweets are my own

Joined October 2011
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Let's talk about branded types. If I were building an app where security was critical, I'd use the crap out of them.
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I don't know what engineer designed this but as a parent I thank you. These plastic things that hold toys in cardboard meaning don't even need sizers to open toys anymore.
This man has his share of takes, but I'm gonna have to cosign this one. If I interviewed at a company where they said they weren't using typescript (or any other kind of type system) it would be a red flag tbh
You people mad at me for suggesting TypeScript is a core, "fundamental" web dev skill can keep being mad. I'll take one DM like this over all the endless bullshit you animals dump in my mentions 😘
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Jonathan Gertig retweeted
🎵 Geeeet fucked!🎵 🎶Nationalistic tech bros are the wooorst!🎶
Replying to @PatrickRothfuss
I dunno, but it looks very American to me: there's this big parcel of land where nothing but mowed (well) grass is allowed to live, and here's these chunks of nature which live in pots, because we don't know where to put them. WTF? That just doesn't make any fucking sense to me.
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Now do “a spoonful of TikTok helps the authoritarianism go down”
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Jonathan Gertig retweeted
Be very careful who you give GitHub permissions to. @apilayer this is *not* how to behave in open source. Come on. This project needs communal governance and/or it needs forked. dev.to/yannbertrand/public-a…
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Jonathan Gertig retweeted
Expert on the Russian stock market drinks to its death on Russian TV.
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The Norm Macdonald "moth Joke," one of the greatest jokes every told on television. xitter.cf/LightsCameraPod/status…
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When I die I want the obituary to refer to me as "local sexpot".
Jonathan Gertig retweeted
Trevor Moore was an incredible talent and a vital member of the Comedy Central family. We will miss him dearly.
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Help, I can’t stop making 2093 Mars colony cybernetic strip club music
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I work at an awesome place, and THEY'RE HIRING. Looking for for mid/sr Java devs and for mid/sr React/JS devs in Chicago and NYC to start immediately. SLIDE IN THESE DMS
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Jonathan Gertig retweeted
Okay, my issue with `forEach`: PROS + You can compose a reusable function for the handler. In the rare case you need that. CONS - No break - No continue - No yield - No await - Additional layer on the call stack - Additional function allocation(s) - More visual noise (IMO)
I remember just _loving_ Array.forEach once upon a time, but now, unless I have some functional thing to do to multiple arrays, when I see them I think "Why not just for..of? Or for(;;) (if they need the index)?"
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Jonathan Gertig retweeted
🔥Flexbox & Grid's align-items: stretch; goes well with object-fit: cover;
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This tweet would get big one of the times i dont check what the swipe keyboard gave me as the result
Replying to @AuthMChatfield
@chatfieldsbooks if you need a beta reader im all for it. There where quite a few spelling, formatting and just floating commas in the latest realms book. There was one actually issue as well. When Qin levels up at the formation school you have the wrong skill as leved up.
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Ran into the character limit. You have it as hand to hand leveled up not formation master. Also did not sit down to fully check but i think some of the numbers used for the battle were not allways accurate. Still love it but those things pulled me out of the scene at the time.
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Replying to @Uber_Support
@Uber_Support so a driver picked up my order but has just been driving farther and farther away. He does not answer when i call and im not willing to pay his obvious attempt to just get a cancellation fee. Wth
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Ha i won that game after almost 45 mins he finally cancelled. I have a broken toe standing here with my crutches but still won. Really if a driver goes so over the original estimate of time to get to a spot should just ask i mean was 4mins at first. I wish i could give him a 0.
Trying out @theTunnelBear so I can browse privately from my ISP tunnelbear.com/apps
Jonathan Gertig retweeted
Here we go.
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Jonathan Gertig retweeted
Non-disclosure Agreement xitter.cf/lypxabg/status/7142043…
Replying to @MarkHamill
@HamillHimself describe ep8 in two words
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