Jewish Girl Problems

Not getting offered the pickle your friend got on the side of their meal

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - that your mom’s matzo ball soup is the best - that your mom’s latkes are the best - that your mom’s challah is the best

My 2022 wrapped really got me 🙃

Me on October 31st vs me on November 1st

My culture is not your costume

Me and who

Heyyy (with the intention of starting an intense game of Jewish geography)

“We will adopt your baby” (if it’s floating down a river in a basket)

Happy camp season RIP to my post engagement

He’s a 10 but he pronounces hummus with a soft H

Every time I make matzah pizza I remember I don’t make pizza bagels enough

“I watch The Prince of Egypt for the plot” The plot:

The immediate and scary Purim to Passover transition is giving Halloween to Christmas vibes

The nice Jewish girls of today are the nice Jewish women of tomorrow 💪

Me on October 31st vs me on November 1st

I SAID YES!!! 💖💖💍💍💍✨✨✨ when someone asked me if I wanted challah tonight

“A latke is just a hashbrown” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Cursed tweet

If you think $1mil/yr is "rich," guess again! Look at my monthly expenses. $22k rent $6k iced coffee $2k babka $4.5k stickers $10k misc. bagels $7k camp supplies $9k Jewish jewelry $11k shit for whatever holiday is happening I'm barely getting by.

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