That punk puppy | Shitnoposter. | MDNI 🔞 | WR holder for most problems caused by The Curse (TM)
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Joined January 2021
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When i ragebait hypno twitt and it works I call it, hook line and sink her
Yup. Thats it.
Hot take.
For the last 4-5 ish years ive "just played along" and can confidently with no doubt in my mind.
Hypnosis genuinely doesnt fucking exist. It just doesnt. It doesnt work, nothing happens.
Its not fun.
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Hot take.
For the last 4-5 ish years ive "just played along" and can confidently with no doubt in my mind.
Hypnosis genuinely doesnt fucking exist. It just doesnt. It doesnt work, nothing happens.
Its not fun.
Its never not going to be hilarious to me that I can slam my body into the wall over and over and come out with no broken bones or anything.
Yet, I cant. Just turn thr brain off. I can turn the pain off, but not the thinking.
Not the analysis of every little unchanging detail.
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I love how the laws of physics for everyone else is completely the same and normal but when it comes to me specifically suddenly down is left up is down and right is also left.
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I often think of my owner and just start crying bc i love her so much ifk what else to do atp I constantly feel so unworthy
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Why yes the best use if my time is in fact to research and make a shit list. Any normal person with normal morality would agree to the benefit of having an extensive list listing every name of every abusive dipshit in this POS community.
Then
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Who the fuck at the TSA knows about hypnovember
Fess the FUCK up rn
Dude i just
Can I post nudes again. Is that allowed
Oh. Yeah. No I forgot. My bad. JD isnt allowed to do that anymore.
Fucking. Bullshit.
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Holy shit i am so bored I want to fight something so fucking bad I am actually trapped in hell.
This is hell.
Actual. Hell.
This is WORSE then hell actually.
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If a box of ammunition falls to ur feet idgaf who you are that is a sign from whatever God you worship to TAKE THE FUCKING AMMUNITION
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There will be this period of time where ppl message me in waves and then I start replying and all of a sudden everyone remembers that JD isnt fun to talk to and they dont reply
Like js stick to ur fucking gunssssss dude
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I think genuinely the problem is i havent had REALLY good mind blowing sex with me as the bottom. Ever. At all
Im always able to turn it around somehow. Physically or by overloading someone until their mind is on the fritz.
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Im ngl bro if your outlook is "cringenosis bad" / you dislike zombie walking and the du.bchicken hypno. I genuinely dont think I can trust you.
THAT sounds like you are fucking depresso. mcspresso.
But yEah no let's get fucking hypnotized and EATEN BY A GODDAMN SNAKE OK YEAH
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