Eat the rich. Animal psychologist and marine biologist from Northern Illinois University.

Illinois
Joined March 2011
This or my bowl idea. I want to watch two scrappy 5-4 teams play in the Peter Francis Geraci Bankruptcy Bowl on WCIU when there’s nothing else on a Friday night to watch.
Gonna put this out here in public instead of responding to individual people. The best answer to fix the playoffs is the district model that was voted in then rescinded. Almost every state uses it for a reason. It works. Oh Texas loves their football. Why can't we be like them
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New idea for the @IHSA_IL football playoffs. Do a 16 team playoff at each class. The IHSA also forms a bowl committee to establish bowl games just like the NCAA for all other teams. Imagine the winning coach of the @FattysDeKalb bowl getting showered in potato salad? Embrace fun!
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There’s a person on this flight whose text alert volume is as loud as possible and it’s Quagmire from Family Guy. This person should be ashamed of themselves
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NYT reports that a Huckabee top aide is a literal traitor, actively covering up Israeli killings of American citizens and falsifying embassy reports about Israel’s role in settler violence.
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I don’t like the “R” word. But every once in a while, I see something so fucking stupid that makes me think or say out loud, “Are you fucking…?” Somebody get this guy a bracelet that says MR M.
We created gyms because modern day work no longer required physical activity. Without exercise, our muscles atrophy. I predict we’ll need gyms for our brains too, once AI starts doing our knowledge work.
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Here’s to hoping I don’t jinx the Sox.
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Seeing Texas GOP PAC ads during the Bears game really sucks. Why TF can any state-wide campaign do national ad buys?
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Every time I turn on a baseball game, something bad happens. Within :30 seconds of putting on the NLDS, Contreras gives the Brewers the lead. I’m committing to not watching a single pitch of any White Sox game this post season. I want my Sox friends to be happy.
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My podcast ended so I flipped over to the score just to see what they were talking about. Haugh and Payton were blaming the loss to the Padres on the Cubs being too “tight.” It’s 2026. Stop being this stupid. The Cubs lack swing & miss pitching. That’s the big issue.
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At least one of our football teams can win a game once in a while.
3️⃣ points for the Huskies in Dayton!
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Not a lot left to say really. It’s rock bottom in my 25 years of being an NIU fan and we still have 8 games to go. I think they’ll win a game or two but 0-12 is certainly possible. At least we know this era is coming to an end.
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For the love of god whatever you do Caleb, do not go to “foot doctor” Moe for whatever rehab you have to do.
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Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabbadoo retweeted
And they just had to submit an essay to Cornell to “mitigate their conduct” 🙂 Matthew Ingalls, Johnathan Newell, Winston Lee, Gillio Lopes, Diego Sarabia, Scott Norris, and Scott Kretzschmar, you are rapist scum
🚨 Cornell frat bros allegedly gang-r*ped drugged student, messaged "free p***y." What we know: tmz.com/2026/09/18/cornell-f…
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A classic
🚨 Republican Giovanni Capriglione, who wrote Texas’s abortion ban, has a mistress who alleges he paid for her abortions.
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Can @DanCastellaneta help finance a head coach for the Huskies? @SebastianComedy maybe? Uhhh do we have any other wealthy and successful alumni?
I understand we are broke, but I also hope the next head coach ends whatever this strategy is for only recruiting from lower levels in the portal too. That is quite clearly not working lol.
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NIU football has gone from beating Notre Dame to not bothering to fill a head coaching vacancy, despite having months to do so, and letting the interim HC make baffling decisions, both personnel and in-game, in just over two years. 0-3 is looming. STF’s seat should be hot.
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Go get the guy from Providence Catholic that got fired for not playing a donor’s kid. Can’t be any worse than what’s going on right now.
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Unfortunately this is a lot closer to what I expected tonight.
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For all you young football players out there: 12 missed that tackle in the backfield because he let himself get flat footed when he met the ball carrier. If you find yourself in space, don’t wait for the ball carrier to come to you. “Buzz” your feet there, but don’t stop.
NIU missing tackles they weren't missing before
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