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I saw some wiseass say "all life's matter" and I can't tell if his grammar's flawed or his chemistry's accurate. #BlackLivesMatter #tuesdaymood
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Obama: I’ve noticed that some men seem to think that Trump's behavior of bullying and putting people down is a sign of strength. That is not real strength. Real strength is working hard, taking responsibility, telling the truth, helping people in need, and standing up for others.
I just discovered jumping on a trampoline is now an Olympic sport. It's not a great sport, but it has its ups and downs. #Paris2024
Raise your stump if last night you learned a real hard lesson about mixing alcohol and fireworks! #July4th2024
With the passings of Jerry West, Bill Walton, and the Celtics in the Finals, now is as good a time as any for a "Winning Time" revival push. If any show ever ended prematurely. We never even got the 1984 Finals for crying out loud. @netflix @hulu @peacock @paramountplus @AppleTV
"Because we had better meteorologists than the Germans," Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower told Lt. John F. Kennedy the 1961 day of presidential succession, when JFK asked Ike why the D-Day operation was a success. #DDay80thAnniversary
“Meteorologically, D-Day was bound to be a gamble against the odds.” trib.al/5Onig3A
Go Earth Day. It's your birthday. We gon party like it's your birthday. We gon sip Bacardi like it's your birthday. Then recycle the bottle because it's #EarthDay. #EarthDay2024 #EarthDayEveryDay
Much respect to the Alabama Burgundy Elephants or whatever they're called, that was a helluva game. But oh my God, Purdue vs UConn, Edey vs Clingan, will be the battle of the titans. #UConn #FinalFour
House Speaker Mike Johnson shrinks a teensy tiny fraction of an inch with every applause Biden gets. He's half-a-foot shorter than he was an hour ago. #StateOfTheUnion