Mentor @500Startups @CapitalFactory // Early @AppZen // Long suffering @BuffaloBills fan // 2026 Texas Sr. Games High Jump Champion

Austin, TX
Joined February 2010
Filter. The. Noise. “Silicon Valley Networking Resources” buff.ly/1ToSskP #startups
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Remove the urgency from your next career move. Learn how to build your story bank, test new roles, and network effectively before job hunting jonathanchizick.substack.com…
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Wait someone actually needed to do a "study" to figure out that fewer deer = fewer deer-car collisions 🤣
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Excited to share that I’m coaching on @joinLeland! I’m tremendously grateful for the mentors I’ve had in my own professional journey and want to continue paying it forward. I’d love to help you or anyone you know with career coaching. Excited to chat! joinleland.com/coach/jonatha…
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Gold medal. High jump. Texas Senior Games. Turns out peak performance doesn't have an expiration date. 🥇
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Jonathan Chizick retweeted
I’m hiring for DOZENS of fully remote roles (US only) -open to career changers • Sales Reps (OTE ~$140K, no exp required) • LVNs (NLC states, neuro) • Healthcare Ops ($20–30/hr) Apply: forms.gle/gA2g69p5HBW6nMY96 Don’t DM pls 🙏 For more info check out my LinkedIn in comments
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Jonathan Chizick retweeted
happy Texas Independence Day, y'all 🤘 #HookEm
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Top tier troll @NickFoles . Well done
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Don't let the holidays slow your job search - check out my tips for keeping the momentum going 👇 substack.com/profile/264530-…
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School boards really believe voters are stupid. Not only is the description below insanely misleading, it's also illegal. @brianeharrison
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The best way to help someone get a job is making a warm intro. Check out @withTwill to refer people you know to a ton of tech companies - with direct connections to the hiring managers. And you get a cash bonus when they get hired 💰 Sign up here: app.withtwill.com/apply?sour…
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Too funny 🤣 Thanks @stickermule for the free @greg16676935420 stickers!
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Reality is stealing your jokes @TheBabylonBee
The Academy is now implementing a new rule that members must now watch all nominated films in each category to be eligible to vote in the final round for the Oscars.
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Jonathan Chizick retweeted
🚀 Something new is coming to homeschooling. We're building a curriculum marketplace where families can discover trusted options. If you're a provider, this is your chance to reach the families already searching for you. Join the waitlist: buff.ly/rJHp452
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Jonathan Chizick retweeted
"I kind of describe it as an AI advisor to help navigate through homeschooling," explains @SmartPathHQ co-founder @JCinSV "It's crazy how many options are available, which is a good thing, but that's tough for a parent to navigate for a decision that's so important. It's your
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If an org like this doesn't even know how SS works it's no surprise most Americans don't seem to either. It's literally the definition of a Ponzi scheme - paying returns to earlier investors using capital from newer investors, rather than from earnings on their "investment"
The richest man in the world is defaming Social Security, which hasn’t missed a payment in 89 years, as a Ponzi scheme. This is the classic rhetorical attack used right before the right-wing tries to cut benefits and otherwise destroy Social Security.
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