2026 is not available. 30+ sailings. Year-round. Global. Tour dates below. Inquiries to management.

Shane, bro, get out of my shot 🖤💪

I am on a date with a Delta pilot and my American Airlines headphones fell out of my purse. He won’t look at me.

People that hate thirst traps are likely dehydrated.

All in favor of a HOOTERS/SPIRIT AIRLINES merger, say “I” 🙋🏼‍♀️

I was on a SPIRIT flight once and the airplane was missing a wing so the pilot had us all put one arm out the window and flap it frivolously the whole trip. My arm smacked an eagle by accident and the lady behind me got sucked into a cloud. It was wild. $18 bucks tho 😸

Moving my online interactions over to LINKEDIN. I adore you all, but this site isn’t healthy anymore for the human brain. ✌🏼

Just in case any of the men I dated in the past care, my flight landed safely

Finding out Steve Schirripa from #TheSopranos has a wiener dog is the best news to happen to me in a long time 🌭

Our parents are not equipped to remember Apple ID’s.

It should be illegal for parents 65 and older to have iPhones.

There is a small epidemic of golf carts in airports not having working horns and it’s just grown adults screaming “BEEP. BEEP. BEEP” loudly as they drive past gates and scare people.

I’ve already broken my resolution, but I’ve replaced with something else, so WE GOOD 👍🏼 🥂💚🥂💚🥂💚🥂💚🥂💚🥂💚

Someone please remove my makeup I don’t wanna !!

You can keep those sloppy midnight kisses ‘cause I’ve had 3 emotionally unavailable men text me “Happy New Years!” for EST, PST and MOUNTAIN TIME and I’m absolutely content with that. 🥳

This is the sweetest moment in time I've seen in a long while 🥹

Airlines will be like "thank you for choosing us, we're glad you're here. Now sit back, relax and enjoy your flight" then proceed to talk for 25 minutes about a credit card only the first 6 rows could be approved for

Watch thissssss everyone

No one sees my tweets anymore. I kind of love it? Now it’s like having a diary online with no sibling searching for your shit to hold it against you