Baby Jesus

Just made myself a “Southgate” for supper.

youtu.be/MXWl1Y4brx0?si=i7J1… A long lost friend’s son. This is unreal!!!!

New single!! Usb stick.

#YouAreAwful @NetflixUK

Finished. Portrait of Neil Hannon.

Bloody lovely this! northstatebeer.com

For a lady of a certain age.

Single of the week.

Old people using Apple Pay.

Weird how things that I turn off sound like @elbow songs.

My latest art, “Heath Ledger vs Shergar” I’ve studied Dali’s horses legs for too long.

I’ve always wondered why men trim their beards over a sink and get bollocked for the mess, what’s the attraction of the focal point of the sink. Just put a mirror up in the garage, I don’t take my punters to the backwash, mess on the floor is the key fellas.

I beat a friend at Pool last week. Top shithousery when he logs into Netflix.

My Mrs gets me, she’s knows I’d be happier alone than missing out.