@JCPS_PR

This account is a commentary on the interactions between students and JCPS. For satire use only.

Joined January 2016
  • Tweets221
  • Following15
  • Followers5.8K
56Media
"We had just left Tijuana, on our way to the other Tijuana, on the edge of New Mizone when the drugs began to take hold."
1
9
1,166
Despite the white-hot rage from local Facebook parent groups fighting over whether or not we should cancel, there's still quite a bit of new ice on the roads. As a result, we will be on NTI today. Help keep everybody heated by posting, "But the roads are just fine by my house!"
3
1
28
4,557
Did you by any chance attend JCPS? If so, you make a compelling case; we clearly failed you. Or should have.
Anthony Hale@Anthony34233109Jan 25
Louisville KY education sucks out loud the teacher doesn't no English and JCPS finding ways to commit fraud in its education to cancel busing making children walk to school at temperature below zero and I still haven't seen any security or metal detector on school grounds
2
6
69
20,755
You guys are going to be so psyched when you find out where that $188 million budget shortfall really went!
8
85
7,535
Look at the glass as half-full: when you develop crippling PTSD from your school bus sliding into oncoming traffic in the freeway this morning, take comfort in the fact that we haven't eliminated mental health practitioners from all the schools!
2
15
951
It's time again for our favorite two words: Decision Pending! Will they? Won't they? Let's keep the suspense alive!
7
1,022
If we do another NTI day, half of you will be mad. If we have a normal school day, the other half of you will be mad. So we've decided to do a third, worse thing. JCPS will operate on a two hour delay, to provide you additional time to wade to school.
1
9
1
90
2,785
Please be patient. We're working on something here...
1
13
148
3,464
The kids are already doing math again. Nature is healing.
4
51
3,848
The weather outside is offending And the snow seems never-ending Another snow day's proposed Everyone around us is closed But JCPS is "Decision Pending"
2
1
41
4,013
This is our last-ditch effort: to get everyone so heated that the side roads become passable.
1
41
3,722
This is why punctuation is so important. We've taken the liberty of fixing your tweet for you: "Y'all! Don't cancel tomorrow, y'all! - Some Idiots"
1
25
4,480
Anyway, take the next couple of days off to reflect on this lesson!
6
1,690
Okay kids, go ahead and enjoy your extended winter break! We plan to have so much fun keeping you guessing about Tuesday's status all day tomorrow!
1
1
46
3,028
Temperatures: Freezing Snow: Falling Ice: Incoming Roads: Terrible Driving: Hazardous Decision: Pending
3
10
1
150
11,786
PRO: Extending winter break will increase parents' appreciation of the school system. CON: Kids might not learn the proper spelling of "skoo."
3
7
80
7,060
Obviously we're having a tough time deciding. There are a lot of factors to weigh and consider.
4
1,514
You're probably wondering if you're going to have school tomorrow while the entire state of Kentucky is encased in ice and snow. But if we told you now, we'd miss out on the comedy of hours of JCPS students begging, threatening, demanding, and honing their argumentation skills.
4
22
1
272
24,777
This sentence is longer-winded than the storm is going to be. 👀💨🍃 @TwilightH0ney
9
2,002
We're pleased to announce that unlike last year, none of our kids are getting off the bus at 10:30pm tonight! We fixed it! (by making you drive your own kids to and from school)
1
14
1
135
3,566
Load more