A systemic mindset kind of ole man that's happily married w/ 2 kids that challenge, infuriate, and inspire me daily. A bit quirky, very sarcastic, & sincere.
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I'm not a saint. I'm cranky and grumpy. I've been meaning and spoken harshly .
I doubt I will be discussed in the history books.
However, at least I'm not @PamBondi
Whom is letting time for redemption pass as she remains complicit.
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In 2018, comedian Michelle Wolf hosted the White House Correspondents’ Dinner and was PANNED. Now, 8 years later, the joke’s on her haters: everything she said aged extraordinarily well 👍🏾
On Trump not showing up to the dinner: “I would drag him here myself, but it turns out that the president of the United States is the one pussy you’re not allowed to grab. He said it first. Yeah, he did. You remember? Good.”
On Trump’s daughter and senior adviser, Ivanka. “She was supposed to be an advocate for women, but it turns out she’s about as helpful to women as an empty box of tampons. She’s done nothing to satisfy women. So I guess, like father like daughter.”
On vice-president Mike Pence: “He thinks abortion is murder. Which first of all don’t knock it till you try it. And when you do try it, really knock it, you gotta get that baby out of there. And yeah, sure, you can groan all you want, I know a lot of you are very anti-abortion, you know, unless it’s the one you got for your secret mistress.”
On White House counsellor Kellyanne Conway: “You guys have to stop putting Kellyanne on your shows. All she does is lie. If you don’t give her a platform, she has nowhere to lie. If a tree falls in the woods, how do we get Kellyanne under that tree? I’m not suggesting she gets hurt. Just stuck. Stuck under a tree.”
On former press secretary Sarah Huckabee: “I actually really like Sarah. I think she’s very resourceful. But she burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye. Like maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies.”
Immediately after the dinner, the White House Correspondents’ Association issued an apology — saying the night was supposed to “unite not divide” — and dozens of papers panned the comic in their reviews.
But dozens of comedians rushed to Wolf’s defense. Stephen Colbert, who was the featured entertainer at the 2006 event, said it best: “This is the correspondents' dinner, celebrating the freedom of speech. You can't just say whatever you want!" 😝
8 years later, Wolf has still never apologized. Nor should she! She got the last laugh 🎤 ⤵️
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Never forget when the great, too short-lived Saved by the Bell reboot series acknowledged the bizarreness of the switch from Good Morning, Miss Bliss to Saved by the Bell.
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Notice the absence of the traditional olive branch? The olive branch symbolized America prioritizing peace with war as a last resort. It has been part of the Great Seal of the United States since 1782 and was part of the original seal of the Department of Defense.
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Since the @UofA_System won’t talk to the fans, and none of them were voted in by us, it’s time to talk about who appointed half of the 10 member board, @SarahHuckabee
Sarah is up for re-election on November 3rd. If she is re-elected there will be NO CHANGE in how the university of Arkansas and their football program will be handled from a leadership perspective.
A vote for her is a vote for the status quo of
@RazorbackFB
Her appointed members include
@KevinACrass
Scott Ford (CEO @WestrockCoffee)
@LawsonRandy
@JuddPDeere
Ashley Caldwell
