Screw Clawd. If I wanted more local leads, I'd build an automated GBP content agent that turns Google Search Console data into keyword optimized GBP posts. No manual keyword research. No guessing what people are searching. Just real search data for more local visibility.

Genuinely think agencies can’t get away that anymore, its not remotely believable

Asking your toddler why there’s s*** in his pants

Hmm. So you’re saying starting more wars isn’t what people wanted?

Wife refuses to eat pizza pops cooked in a microwave. Grow up

Is there any utility to these other than to make people who can’t bench 2 plates feel like they can bench 2 plates?

CT is mentally ill because it only likes green moves and those are 2% of the time overall

Voting option 2 for the Alberta referendum gives us leverage in talks with the fed. How room temperature do you have to be to not see that

Time is running out to break 80k convincingly, if we don't than trend continuation imo

Dog. Just say you don’t want the beer. That would be way more normal than a billionaire fake chowing a Guinness

nostalgia becomes more of a commodity the worse things get, and businesses are cashing in on this

Was at a Tim’s drive thru in Calgary and they spoke Punjabi first. They graciously switched to English when I didn’t understand

Europeans put their chocolate in the fridge in summer otherwise it melts in their house

I don't think this Jean Phil meta happens if clavicular wasn't a thing.

History doesn’t repeat itself but it often rhymes

you know, this moustache is really growing on me

Took my son to a speech therapist. Is it wrong that I had a hard time believing in her because she had a lisp?