Butthole. Taco Bell enthusiast.

Fort Worth, TX
Joined August 2009
Mornings in September 🌮 🏈
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Unpopular opinion: Major sports teams in the same city should adopt the same color scheme because it's objectively way better than not
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96% of bettors on Sportsbook are currently taking LSU (-4.5) vs. TCU.
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Bananas + Bacon! Would you try this #BYOPancakes combination?
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J.B. Bell retweeted
Get it early. 8.19.13. #FieryDLT vine.co/v/hMiUH7tzQ52
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J.B. Bell retweeted
Hit the refresh button on your setup. This #CollegeTech is second to none. shout.lt/kY60
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Our food truck is rollin thru Dallas to give away FREE #BBQ sauce! Go here for a chance to #getsauced: kcmastrpi.ec/sauce
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Stunned by #PGATour efforts to ban caddie races at #Colonial, elsewhere. Such "races" r voluntary, not mandatory. Why cut back on fun4 fans?
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Who saw the Peace statue in @theDDeadshow's #Portraits video? Go to MountainDew.com/Portraits to dive deeper! youtu.be/tot2NOtYbB0
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I'm watching the #DuckDynasty premiere TONIGHT @ 10/9c on @AETV! RT for a chance to win a #DuckNation prize pack! bit.ly/15NN2qz
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J.B. Bell retweeted
RT @_aspectacledowl: Back to School Shopping with my Tween at @OldNavy! Great prices & appropriate styles for a tween! #ad #myONstyle...
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I love Olive Garden’s #NeverEndingPasta Bowl like ____ loves ____ ! Fill in the blanks!
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No more caddie races. Bummer. Guess I'll drown my sorrows in fire sauce from @TacoBell
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#DEWNation-check out the #Portraits vids and dive deeper into each at trib.al/0KTfKFU #HowWeDEW
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Days like this make me wish #TacoBell served breakfast. #itisNOTtoomuchtoask @AnnaKendrick47
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It's finally here! #NeverEndingPasta is back at Olive Garden! How are you celebrating?
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Darvish, Kuroda, greatness:Yu 5 GS w/ 14 or more K(2 more than all others, combined), Kuroda 8 GS w. 0 R, 7+ IP
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@ScottMMc Today? 24/7/365 bro. #TacoBell