I’m getting drafted aren’t I?
🚨#BREAKING:The U.S. Army will raise the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42 years old and remove the waiver requirement for individuals with a single prior conviction for marijuana possession.
Had a guy follow me home after school one day for several miles, then down our half mile driveway. Ran inside and grabbed the 20ga as he was getting in the trunk… couldn’t drive away fast enough as he heard the buck shot ringing over his head
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Call me woke or whatever but I don’t think children watching baseball should be subjected to boner pill commercial, Sydney Sweeney naked gambling ad, Liberty Bibberty, and even more gambling ads every single commercial break
Florida: 2 days out from a hurricane and I’m getting calls to downgrade my homeowners insurance… absolutely wild. @RonDeSantis
This is called the “Reverse Clancy”
She tied her two young children together in the basement. Then she threw her body on top of them.
A tornado was heading straight for their home.
When it hit, the house collapsed.
Two steel beams crushed Stephanie Decker’s legs. Seven ribs broke. Her legs were almost completely severed.
But underneath her were her two children.
Alive.
Then they realised something horrifying:
Another tornado was coming.
Stephanie couldn’t stand. Couldn’t run. Couldn’t free herself.
So she pulled the blanket over her children, wrapped her arms around them and covered them with her broken body.
Again.
The second tornado passed.
Neither child had even a scratch.
Stephanie survived, but lost both legs.
People called her a hero.
She simply said:
“I call myself a mom.”





















