I’m old enough to remember back in 2016 when this couch fucking imbecile was comparing Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler.

Mitch McConnell continues to reach new heights in his recovery. 😭

BREAKING: Despite Trump's pressure campaign, his own handpicked Fed Chair Kevin Warsh's Federal Reserve just RAISED interest rates for the first time in years. Rates are being hiked by 25-basis-point. Trump spent months screaming for cuts, threatening to cut off trade with entire countries if they didn’t drop rates, and insisting America should have the “lowest rates in the world.” His own guy hiked them anyway because inflation is still raging thanks to Trump’s tariffs and his stupid war. TRUMP LOST AGAIN!

Kash Patel really screwed the pooch in his Senate testimony today.

My three-year-old was at the Ed Sheeran concert when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why isn't the nice white rapper performing?" And when I told her "Because an old guy who visits teen-aged prostitutes had him cancelled," she started crying.

BREAKING: mcconnell's office releases photo of the kentucky senator chatting with lawmkers after he returned to the Senate today.

My Lord. @JoeBiden, 83 years old, battling Stage 4 cancer that has spread to his bones, stood for HOURS alongside @DrBiden as the names of 9/11 victims were read. Donald Trump fell asleep at the 9/11 event at the Pentagon. One showed respect despite his pain. The other couldn't even stay awake. Trump is an embarrassment to the nation and the office he holds. Really says it all.

Only Canadians would make their point in such a special way. So proud of my fellow Canadians and their amazing creativity-

One day, your house will be quiet. Someone else will open your closets, your drawers, your garage, and go through everything you spent years collecting. The watch you were afraid to scratch. The car you worked overtime to afford. The shoes you kept in the box. The clothes you were saving for a "special occasion." The gadgets, furniture, decorations, and all the little things that once felt important. They'll sort it into three piles: Keep. Sell. Throw away. And life will move on. None of those things will follow you. What remains isn't what you owned. It's what you lived. The late-night conversations that lasted until sunrise. The family dinners where everyone laughed so hard they couldn't breathe. The road trips that didn't go according to plan but became your favorite memories. The unexpected visit that made your mother's entire week. The hugs, the friendships, the love, the moments when you were fully present. Years from now, nobody will remember how much stuff you had. They'll remember how you made them feel. So buy the gift. Take the trip. Make the phone call. Visit the people you keep saying you'll see "someday." Don't spend your whole life collecting possessions. Collect memories. Collect experiences. Collect moments with the people you love. Those are the only things that never lose their value.

Do you think MAGA could identify Canada on this map?