* 𝓚𝐎𝐑𝗬┈𝓙

⠀ ⠀( * very, and i mean 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 ⠀confused staring. ) ⠀

⠀ ⠀( * a last ditch attempt ⠀at explaining — frantically ⠀giving vague hand gestures ⠀to emphasize speech. 💧) ⠀they … they use their tails ⠀and little noises to express ⠀their emotions ! ⠀

⠀ ⠀um, of course not ! — ⠀i’m just sayin’ hypothetically. ⠀squirrels talkin’ does sound ⠀pretty scary: but their tails ⠀make up most of their body– ⠀language — which could ⠀count as non–verbal ⠀communication. ( •_• ) ⠀

⠀ ⠀woah … do they talk ⠀to you ? — that seems ⠀bitchin’ as fuck. ✨ ⠀

⠀ ⠀… you just let ‘em —— ⠀just sit in your mouth ? ⠀

⠀ ⠀( * lower lip begins to ⠀wobble — sniffle– ⠀sniffle … 💧 ) ⠀

⠀ ⠀( * staring at him like a ⠀pitiful kicked puppy — ⠀tiers settling into a ⠀nigh comical frown. ☹️) ⠀

⠀ ⠀your idea of ( * air–quotes. ) ⠀real money is quite literally ⠀text–book definition of ⠀dirty money. ⠀i’d rather make my money ⠀without constantly being ⠀in fear of gettin’ busted, man. ⠀

⠀ ⠀… you’re a drug dealer. ⠀you aren’t holier–than–thou. ⠀

⠀ ⠀( * thousand yard stare. ⠀cue a series of slow blinks. ) ⠀nuh–uh, it’s ezra’s turn ⠀to sort them today. ⠀

⠀ ⠀( * he winces, one hand ⠀raising to cradle the spot ⠀where he’d been flicked. ⠀skittering a few steps back, ⠀lips etch into a small frown. ) ⠀i didn’t even do anythin’ ! ⠀

⠀ ⠀( * eeeuuugh —— ⠀second–hand embarrassment. ⠀cue a repulsed shiver to ⠀run it’s course. ) ⠀yikes. ⠀

⠀ ⠀( * thousand yard stare — ⠀eyes widening in blatant ⠀disbelief. ) ⠀𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 ? – have you never ⠀seen like, any cult–classic ⠀horror movie ever ? ⠀

⠀ ⠀i’m pretty sure i heard ⠀something about vampires … ⠀