Fulham fan, foodie, family-man, reader, writer, hyperbole-liker, oenophile, cynophile, coffeeholic & padelista

Surrey
Joined December 2008
Fulham last beat Crystal Palace at the Cottage in 2005. I bet this ridiculous and frankly increasingly meaningless statistic will change in late October. #ffc #coyw #sayupthefulham #CarabaoCup
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That was a great performance, keep the faith @ffc fans, there’s more to come. #coyw #sayupthefulham #screamit
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When Roy Hodgson presided over the great escape in 2008, Fulham took 9 points from his first 13 premier league matches - zero from the first 3. We all know what happened the following season. Let’s not lose our heads. Give the man a chance. #ffc #coyw #believe #arbeloa
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Thanks @felixwhite, what a great read! I didn’t think chapter 9 could be topped, but chapter 18?! I too was “undercover” at Wembley that day with my son-in-law and his Palace-mad family. It was very very special. It will be our turn one day I’m sure of it 👊#ffc #H4forever #hltco
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Love how @BrentfordFC fans are obsessed with us 😂 #ffc #coyw
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Josh King is the absolute 🐐#ffc #coyw
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Embarrassing. On what planet would you consider that an acceptable tweet you absolute dung heads?!
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Well done England, that was truly epic Worth the wait. Off to Bedfordshire, sweet dreams England fans 😴
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Olise is different level. Watching this french team in full flight can anyone argue he didn’t make the right choice on which nation to play for? #MadeInEngland
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Hey @stevenffc123 - I assume you’re back and the scammers are gone, please unblock me 🙏
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I can’t bear it. 20 minutes to go and our so-called fans start streaming out of the ground. They need to be banned from away games. They’re stealing tickets from real fans who stay to the bitter end come what may. It’s embarrassing. #ffc #coyw
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Feels like a great day to share this classic yet again! #ffc #coyw #sayhellotoqpr
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Playing 4 of the bottom 5 teams in the next 6. That is when our season gets defined. Not tonight away at Man City. #ffc #coyw
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Sad how judging by other posts on here most of H5 and H4 found these strangely motivational 😂
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I guess someone somewhere felt they had value… #ffc #coyw
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I have won more trophies since I retired than Fulham have in 50 years. 🤣 🏆 One team in London and it will NEVER be Fulham! 💙
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The question is will we still be smiling tomorrow? #ffc #coyw #newful
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To all those plastic fans who left H4 in the 54th minute, I hope you’re happy with your decision you muppets. #ffc #coyw
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Spare a thought for the plucky Welsh 😂
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Injustice needs to put fire in our bellies not make us collapse. If it did we’d be in the top three today. #ffc #coyw #fuckpgmol
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