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// hi to people who don't know me. this is my personal bot! it's full of quotes from things i enjoy or that live in my head. SOME of it is my own writing, so please don't use quotes if you don't know where they're from.
and please don't be surprised if it posts hampsterdance
Why did you leave me, girl, I don't understand; is it because I kiIled your dad? Oh, it is. Oh. Oh, I see... I guess that sorta makes sense. Um... so, uh, you wanna stay friends?
Whenever you tell me I'm pretty, that's when the hunger really hits me. Your little heart goes pitter-patter, I want your liver on a platter.
I am shaking... I cannot control it. It would be no exaggeration to say that my whole life, everything I have done, has led me to this moment. I am overjoyed! Oh dear, I might faint... Give me a minute or two to regain my balance before you say anything too fantastic...
Touch me and I end up singing, troubles seem to up and disappear. You touch me with the love you're bringing, I can't really lose when you're near, when you're near my love.
“Why are you laughing at me?”
“I missed your glower.”
Rod sighs and shakes his head. “Do you have to point it out every time my face changes?”
“If it embarrasses you, yes.”
If some night you're free, wanna fight for me? If you're still alive, I would fight for you, if you would fight for me.
But my brother and I have something most unique and superb, unseen at any time in this big new world - and that's opportunity!
There’s scenery you’ll never even notice if you stick to flat, well-trodden paths. It’ll do me good to admire talent that soars as high as yours from time to time.
The Inquisition will change after this, I'm not yet sure what that will mean. Still, I've found certainty in my life now; the council won't change that.
Marry me.
There once was a woman, a strange kind of woman, the kind that gets written down in history. Her name was Nancy, her face was nothing fancy, she left a trail of happiness and misery.
From the brightest winter star, to a fragrant fairy rose...nothing can compare with your captivating beauty.
