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The fine line between social networking and wasting your time | FAU🦉 | Key West FL 🌴|

Joined March 2012
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Missing you a little extra today my dude. Fathers make the best angels though👌🏼👼🏼
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Hey @Outback , you know how @ChickfilA sells their sauce ? You guys should sell your ranch ! 😍
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Please tell me why the manager at the Kendall Marshalls store gets to pick and choose who he lets in, only to leave people standing outside for 45mins before informing them he is closing the store an hour early (7pm instead of 8pm). Silvio needs to go back to training @marshalls
Replying to @TANDIMmusic
@TANDIMmusic #1 fan coming out for a good time next Friday in Key West. Will I post multiple videos of my favorite guys (@Itz_MC) back at Fat Tuesdays? Will Timmy play the banghers? Will there be copious amounts of alcohol? Answer: yep.yep.yep. Stay tuned.... – at Fort Lauderdale, FL
First time of Tim and I DJing together ? Yes.
Replying to @TANDIMmusic
@TANDIMmusic #1 fan coming out for a good time next Friday in Key West. Will I post multiple videos of my favorite guys (@Itz_MC) back at Fat Tuesdays? Will Timmy play the banghers? Will there be copious amounts of alcohol? Answer: yep.yep.yep. Stay tuned....
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The simulation has officially peaked. The legend @SHAQ showed up at @lost_lands today for a surprise DJ set 😂
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#FAU fam are you headed to #Orlando for the #UCF game...?! Come check us out @atticorlando the following night, Saturday September 22nd downtown Orlando! 🕺🏼🕺🏼🦉🦉 #RushNOWL
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R/T if you remember – at Fort Lauderdale, FL
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A girl last night asked if she could buy my next drink. I declined and offered to get hers. She flat out told me “I just got a raise, and I’m pretty sure I make more money than you.” Long story short I was drinking $20 Martinis last night like a suburban housewife 😁
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The mind with wandering thoughts can be your greatest asset - or your biggest enemy
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This video required Super Mario sound FX, not commentary...
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The lasting images from the Caps first Cup are so perfect. On one hand we have this father and son sharing a perfect moment of sports bliss and family joy. On the other hand we have a hooker smushing her tits up against the glass. Vegas, baby. Vegas.
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This is why I hate the internet... gives too many people a voice and attention 🤦🏻‍♂️ smh xitter.cf/human_leech/status/100…
Before getting on my flight today, a dead soldier was carried off. Around 30 or so people gathered around the windows to salute him or cry. It didnt move me. Fuck our troops. All these white folks crying over a killer while millions are oppressed by our military. Fuck imperialism
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I respect you girls for bettering your life by starting Yoga - just like I respected all of yall for getting modeling jobs - on instagram 💀
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good morning, i went to chick-fil-a for breakfast and my total came out to $6.66 so the cashier changed it to 6.26 and gave me a large lemonade for free. the devil works hard but damn do chick-fil-a employees work harder
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See if you would’ve been focused on your game instead of this, you wouldn’t have cost your team the game xitter.cf/therealjrsmith/status/…
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I miss Brittany from the red garter in the keys @Itz_MC @TANDIMmusic #brittanyforpresident2020 – at Fort Lauderdale, FL
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This picture is a mindfuck xitter.cf/boom_likean808/status/…
At first i thought he was wearing the heels
Good morning to everyone, except people who take our Tabasco bottles.
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Dude 13 Reasons Season 2 is so fucked. I dont even have words for the shit that happens, crazy to think that it goes on for real