Probably tweeting about gymnastics or Taylor Swift.

Washington, DC
Joined March 2009
you seem pretty tortured poet for a showgirl
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Kate Kerry retweeted
It's misognyistic as FUCK to say women and girls are being "manipulated" by Taylor Swift to buy her merch and music but men who have BASEMENTS full of sports memorabilia aren't. Do you fucking hear yourselves?
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About a year ago, you guys did a truly unfathomable thing. Something that completely blew my mind… You gave The Life of a Showgirl the biggest first week for an album in history. I took a trip to Sweden to celebrate with Max and Shellback, my two collaborators on this album. Really we just wanted to reflect and take in how grateful we were for the moment we were in, but there was a studio there and we did what we do when we feel anything at all: We wrote more songs. I hope you love them, because they were born out of pure gratitude for your exuberance for and celebration of the album we made. The Life of a Showgirl: The Encore including four new songs is out on Friday and available to pre-order and save now at taylor.lnk.to/TSTLOASTheEnco… ❤️‍🔥 📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott
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Kate Kerry retweeted
me arriving at her wedding because ive known taylor swift for almost 20 years
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honestly love that she’s outshining america 250 that’s my miss americana
The ego required to get married at MSG on the nation's 250th birthday is pretty astounding ...
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Kate Kerry retweeted
good. i hope she ruins everything men love
Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce ruined the NBA 😭
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No one: Me every time I see a stadium: You know Taylor Swift sold that out multiple times
Super Bowl Eve. #SuperBowlLX
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Me swearing in with my hand on reputation
if i’m ever elected into office, i will be sworn in on a copy of the tortured poets department and you can’t stop me
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WATCH A LIFETIME MOVIE YOU GODDAMN EMPATHS!!!!!! VOLUNTEER AT A NON PROFIT!!!!!!! THIS IS A COMPETITION!!!!!!! #dwts
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Kate Kerry retweeted
Franklin was the right coach for PSU in 2014. He isn’t in 2025 because he raised the bar. Despite all the negativity the last few weeks, I’m grateful for that and believe every logical PSU fan is as well
You can be sad for James Franklin the human and be happy JF the coach is no longer employed. He is a good dude but took the team as high as he could and kept banging his head on the ceiling. Change was needed
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Kate Kerry retweeted
It's official, @taylorswift13 has done it. Our first-week total for Showgirl is a smidge over, at just about 4.005m.
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Kate Kerry retweeted
.@taylorswift13 Now Has the #1 Album Bow of All Time, Breaking Adele’s Record Taylor's The Life of a Showgirl (Republic) has now surpassed the 3.5m total scored by Adele’s 25 in 2015, becoming the top album debut of all time well before the weekly chart closes—and as the counting continues, wonderers wonder how big this bow will be. Bizzers are busily laying odds about whether Tay will get to 4m in week one, with most taking the over. While the number-crunchers continue tabulating, we note that Tay’s latest campaign has included incredible pure-sales numbers from vinyl, CDs, cassettes and digital downloads (reportedly amounting to 2.7m on day one) as well as monster streams—Showgirl’s 12 tracks have occupied the tippy-top of @Spotify since they sashayed onto the scene, cumulatively accounting for 250m streams in the first 24 hours. To further electrify the already frantic Swifty army, the megastar and marketing wizard offered, for one day only, a “Deluxe Dressing Room Rehearsal Edition” of Showgirl, featuring—get this—songwriting voice memos. @taylornation13
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Kate Kerry retweeted
hating taylor swift must be so boring like what are you even doing rn if you’re not having the best time of your life
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swifties are so funny we are all collectively celebrating taylor saying she isn’t touring this album
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You think I’m tacky, baby Stop talking dirty to me #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl
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I hereby invite you to a *dazzling* soirée, The Official Release Party of a Showgirl: Oct 3 - Oct 5 only in cinemas! You’ll get to see the exclusive world premiere of the music video for my new single “The Fate of Ophelia”, along with never before seen behind-the-scenes footage of how we made it, cut by cut explanations of what inspired this music, and the brand new lyric videos from my new album The Life of a Showgirl ❤️‍🔥 Looks like it’s time to brush off that Eras Tour outfit or orange cardigan… Tickets are on sale now. Dancing is optional but very much encouraged 💃 Showtimes may vary, so check your local listings. Tickets are limited releasepartyofashowgirl.com
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Local woman and her new fiancée stun in engagement pics.
Local man and his new fiancée stun in engagement pics.
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MY CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND IS GETTING MARRIED 💍
You knew what you wanted and boy, you got her 🥹 Congratulations @taylorswift13 and @tkelce on your ENGAGEMENT!!!!!!!
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Congratulations to Travis and Taylor 🤍💍 (via @tkelce, @taylorswift13)
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