@ItsmeSim0n

non-practicing writer

 Nairobi, Kenya
substack.com/@sking875
Joined November 2013
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This can’t be blamed on Blacks and Muslims so everyone’s silent about it
BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheSOct 18
The Supreme Court burns to the ground in Albania, Parliament and the Department of Education has been stormed, the Prime Minister is in hiding and the country is effectively in the hands of the rebels. Albania rejects blatant corruption and their country being sold.
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Franco in Kisumuuuuuuuu No wonder the people of Kisumo broke down the walls of the damn stadium!
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54?? Naaaah. That figure is woefully low. Tuko in the pits my guy.
Moe
@moneyacademyKEOct 16
54% of Gen Z Kenyans cannot meet all their financial obligations, according to TransUnion’s Q2 2026 Consumer Pulse Study.
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small accounts tunaibiwa tweets bana
Martian Degen@martian_degenOct 15
Nothing dries a woman’s pussy faster than an intellectual discussion
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ngl "let there be light" sounds like a prompt
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Licha throwing joocox under the bus to win the fans back after costing us 9 points on his own
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I think I just found the best one yet 😭
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your wife vs your homeboy during your funeral
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Part of the reason westoids barely riot anymore is cuz they have been brainwashed into thinking that uprisings are for the ‘uncivilized’ not knowing that this is peak civility
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good month of cinema
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They probably thought everyone was going out for lunch
Writer | Climber | Mother of Dragons | Kas Ka Gan@Wordslinger__Sep 24
I'm actually shocked KE walked out. That's showing uncharacteristic spine...
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Iocl@loclapmSep 18
attempted ‘no alarm’ /circadian rhythm gimmick and woke up at noon
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jos@josiahhughesSep 22
i'm not gen z but i am one zen g
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Thank God for the existence of hypocrisy; without it, how would I be able to do what I've already criticised?
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lmk if you want a video demo
Bryan Johnson
@bryan_johnsonSep 13
I frequently lay on top of Kate with all of my bodyweight. The deep pressure calms her nervous system, quiets racing thoughts, and releases oxytocin which lowers cortisol. We call it GLP-Bryan.
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Big men out here crying juu Sifuna hashiki simu zao badala ya kushika jembe na kuingia shamba
A.M Media
@a_m_media_keSep 24
“Kuwa na mkutano mkubwa wa watu kusikufanye ufikirie huwezi kufanya kazi na watu wengine katika United Opposition.” JB Muturi tells Edwin Sifuna
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The fertility crisis actually comes from this change
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Please don't blame Carrick, nothing will change if we sack him this is bigger than him.
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Adam
@AdamJosephSep 16
That is absolutely pathetic from Manchester United, again. Every single goal conceded tonight has been. Complacent & static in possession, overwhelmed by their pressing. Defensive intensity is appalling. Brighton are receiving the ball in dangerous places completely unchecked.
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Manchester United’s plan to do their defensive reinforcing in next summer’s transfer window always looked risky. Michael Carrick will get the heat for some of the abject defending by his team but this is down to the board with its transfer policy. #MUFC
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