@Itskobeer

memento vivere 🩺

 Nairobi, Kenya
Joined March 2017
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A thread of all my threads
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A caesarean section is simple until it isn't
Nelson Mogaka
@NelsonMogaka_Oct 17
It's alarming that in the current crop of medical officers, majority of them can't do a simple caserean section
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WANZI@ZiZiGee_127Oct 17
and shoutout to the SINNERS edit that got the Coogler stamp of approval
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Kech@Ronoh__Oct 17
Maandamano really brought people together. Tao tulipigwa teargas and police were on the both sides of the road. Ilibidi tumeingia quickmart na wakafunga mlango. Tulijaa, wasee walikua washout "Msiibe ka uko na njaa useme tuchange". Wasee walinunuliwa food na nothing was stolen.
ba sing slay 💅🏽@kigutasheilaaOct 16
I once gave two blunts to strangers kwa protests za kiambu anytime they see me they greet me so happily 🤣 Siku moja nachokozwa na makanga karibu wampige
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M🍥
@Mo_utdredOct 16
When you come home at 3am and your parents waiting for you in the living room.
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 15
New look at Timothée Chalamet and Anya Taylor-Joy in ‘DUNE: PART 3’. (Source: empireonline.com/movies/news…)
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Hard Edits@HardEditsDailyOct 16
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Hard Edits@HardEditsDailyOct 16
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Chaotic Yak|Rx
@Ya_ksoOct 15
Healthcare practitioners every single morning.
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Max Verstappen receiving his first place podium trophy 😭
Late-Cummer
@DillenMasawiOct 14
What if Zimbabwe hosted F1?
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Rap Wikipedia
@RapWikipOct 15
14 years ago today, Freddie Gibbs was gifted an AK-47 while touring in Moscow, Russia 🇷🇺 (2012) "When I got to Russia, they straight gave me an AK-47, and I was like, what am I gonna do with this? I don't wanna get caught with this, go to no Russian jail. And they was like no, no, no, you Gangsta Gibbs, you need to have this. So cuz I'm Gibbs, they just felt like I just needed an AK-47 with me at all times and I was like, okay, cool."
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Kamikamzee◎@LennyswebsitesOct 15
😂😂😂😂😂
Kamikamzee◎@LennyswebsitesOct 15
I've just seen the most diabolical video 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Orwell & Goode
@OrwellNGoodeOct 14
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Great House
@xspotsdamarkOct 14
Last thing Julius Caesar sees before meeting Jupiter
Christian Heiens 🏛
@ChristianHeiensOct 12
Replying to @Kittycel66
The Roman Empire would defeat modern Africa in a war.
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Updated Jennie@Updated_JennieOct 14
What’s the movie performance you’re STILL mad didn’t earn an Oscar? I'll start:
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Abu Iman@Mr_GuantaiOct 15
For perspective, it's easier to use your money as rolling paper for a blunt, than it is to actually buy the rolling paper itself.
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Violet@404__VioletOct 14
One Somalian pirate ship armed with AK-47s against the whole Roman empire and they'll be telling tales of Neptune being a black man
Christian Heiens 🏛
@ChristianHeiensOct 12
Replying to @Kittycel66
The Roman Empire would defeat modern Africa in a war.
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This shit has been smoking me all day dude LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Hearing this for the first time in 2010 must've been an ethereal experience
Spotify
@SpotifyOct 14
What album opener sets the tone perfectly? 💿
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Nikimaliza this slavery in the name of internship nabuy hizi zote idc. I must experience what I missed out on as a kid
TYLER
@ArcadeChannelOct 12
Did you grow up as a Nintendo, PlayStation, Xbox, or PC gamer???👀
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Edwin Sifuna
@edwinsifunaOct 14
Is he done ranting about the 24K I pay for his housing scam because kuna hii 43k I pay every month for his SHA scam we also need to discuss. Tukimaliza hio ndio tuongee juu ya the 500k in PAYE he takes every single month and splashes on tea and mandazi pale state house all the while insulting us the taxpayers that carry the burden of his greed. In 2027 we are cutting the fat out of our budget to bring relief to all Kenyan workers. The housing levy will go with Ruto.
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Roy Drones Jr@chiweethedogOct 13
New York Post
@nypostOct 13
Hungry blind dog sparks deadly house fire, killing itself and canine sibling trib.al/Tx10Ltb
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