
writing small checks (10-50k) for cracked founders | in nyc for the summer | gp @jabronicap
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Second-time Founders is my favourite gender :
1) no deck until someone asks three times
2) first hire is a lawyer
3) distribution for the product before the product exists
4) "we don't need a big round" and means it this time
5) replies to every customer email personally because they know what ignoring customers cost them last time
6) sleeps 8 hours and ships faster than everyone else
7) the only person in the room who isn't impressed by the term sheet
Second-time founders are the best breed of founders
🚨 BREAKING: Louvre announces $50m AI Slop Museum, Will Smith spaghetti named permanent exhibit
europe stealing american culture again with their obese cat mascot
Meet Mistral Large 4, aka Le Chonk.
• 1T parameters, natively multimodal. 49B active.
It is the best open weights model from US or Europe on aggregated benchmarks.
• State-of-the-art on critical workloads, including cyber defense, manufacturing and finance and it surpasses closed frontier models on visual grounding.
• Forged in Europe end-to-end and is deployable from Europe via our own Mistral Cloud infrastructure.
• Available to all via API today. Working with cybersecurity partners privately.
Open weights release end of October.
life after you raise $50k from your uncle for your B2B lawn care startup
One of the fastest ways to understand someone’s worldview is to ask them what they think of garry tan, and why
BREAKING: First image of @OpenAI rumored Muse competitor leaks ahead of tomorrow’s announcement.
lmao what is happening
On September 1st, our team hacked OpenAI.
It took us less than 7 days.
One vulnerability gave us access to an internal file OpenAI has been hiding for years.
The full chain:
OpenAI -> internal servers -> classified folder -> B2B SaaS Jesus -> unreleased rap album
We’re leaking the first song today.
EP coming soon.























