writing small checks (10-50k) for cracked founders | in nyc for the summer | gp @jabronicap

nyc
Joined June 2015
Second-time Founders is my favourite gender : 1) no deck until someone asks three times 2) first hire is a lawyer 3) distribution for the product before the product exists 4) "we don't need a big round" and means it this time 5) replies to every customer email personally because they know what ignoring customers cost them last time 6) sleeps 8 hours and ships faster than everyone else 7) the only person in the room who isn't impressed by the term sheet Second-time founders are the best breed of founders
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BREAKING: Italy to deploy 500 soldiers to Milan as PM Giorgia Meloni announces a sweeping crackdown on violent riots & looting.
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“how much trouble could i actually get in?” me:
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🚨 BREAKING: Louvre announces $50m AI Slop Museum, Will Smith spaghetti named permanent exhibit
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accidentally said "r u deadass" to the CEO when he said we have 9 months left of runway
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europe stealing american culture again with their obese cat mascot
Meet Mistral Large 4, aka Le Chonk. • 1T parameters, natively multimodal. 49B active. It is the best open weights model from US or Europe on aggregated benchmarks. • State-of-the-art on critical workloads, including cyber defense, manufacturing and finance and it surpasses closed frontier models on visual grounding. • Forged in Europe end-to-end and is deployable from Europe via our own Mistral Cloud infrastructure. • Available to all via API today. Working with cybersecurity partners privately. Open weights release end of October.
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🚨 BREAKING: OpenAI confirms IShowSpeed will play a “deep pushing" role in Cerebras partnership
There is some speculation about our partnership with Cerebras. Cerebras is a close partner, and we have a deep engagement pushing on the frontiers of speed.
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life after you raise $50k from your uncle for your B2B lawn care startup
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literally the dots demo
“yeah, actually my technical co-founder can demo it for you right now”
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when you know Matan Grinberg was lying but you can't prove it yet
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average trader in 2027
BREAKING: Robinhood announces 24/7 stock market 24/7 global markets are here
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bro no one ordered thAI food
something big is coming tomorrow 👀
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One of the fastest ways to understand someone’s worldview is to ask them what they think of garry tan, and why
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BREAKING: First image of @OpenAI rumored Muse competitor leaks ahead of tomorrow’s announcement.
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our portfolio founders tomorrow
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day 2 of waking up seeing alexander wang spamming my feed again
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looking at manhattan gives me the urge to whisper to myself "still not enough"
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rome had prostitution without pretending to sell insurance
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lmao what is happening
On September 1st, our team hacked OpenAI. It took us less than 7 days. One vulnerability gave us access to an internal file OpenAI has been hiding for years. The full chain: OpenAI -> internal servers -> classified folder -> B2B SaaS Jesus -> unreleased rap album We’re leaking the first song today. EP coming soon.
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