I do this for the laughs. Your offense is just the encore.

Florida, USA
Joined April 2011
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The thumb has no self-control
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Back in his day the volume went to 11.
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Some advice doesn’t need a response.
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He found a snack that fights back.
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White House energy just changed.
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The group chat is about to get fun.
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This is why they invented jackets.
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Bob really woke up and chose violence.
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Coming soon…
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At this point the flying cars are more realistic.
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The food was already dead. I just gave it a proper burial.
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No sequels planned.
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Sunday night resurrection is real.
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Toes were not built for shoes this year.
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Peak male communication.
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They’ll remember the hit more than the score.
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He keeps coming back for the free pudding.
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Me realizing the only thing open is my disappointment.
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