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The Florida Man
@ItsTheFLMan
I do this for the laughs. Your offense is just the encore.
Florida, USA
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Joined April 2011
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The Florida Man
@ItsTheFLMan
Oct 14
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The Florida Man
@ItsTheFLMan
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The thumb has no self-control
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The Florida Man
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3h
Back in his day the volume went to 11.
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The Florida Man
@ItsTheFLMan
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Some advice doesn’t need a response.
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The Florida Man
@ItsTheFLMan
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He found a snack that fights back.
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The Florida Man
@ItsTheFLMan
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White House energy just changed.
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The Florida Man
@ItsTheFLMan
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The group chat is about to get fun.
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The Florida Man
@ItsTheFLMan
16h
This is why they invented jackets.
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The Florida Man
@ItsTheFLMan
17h
Bob really woke up and chose violence.
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The Florida Man
@ItsTheFLMan
18h
Coming soon…
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The Florida Man
@ItsTheFLMan
19h
At this point the flying cars are more realistic.
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The Florida Man
@ItsTheFLMan
20h
The food was already dead. I just gave it a proper burial.
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The Florida Man
@ItsTheFLMan
21h
No sequels planned.
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The Florida Man
@ItsTheFLMan
22h
Sunday night resurrection is real.
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The Florida Man
@ItsTheFLMan
23h
Toes were not built for shoes this year.
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The Florida Man
@ItsTheFLMan
Oct 18
Peak male communication.
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The Florida Man
@ItsTheFLMan
Oct 18
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The Florida Man
@ItsTheFLMan
Oct 18
They’ll remember the hit more than the score.
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The Florida Man
@ItsTheFLMan
Oct 18
He keeps coming back for the free pudding.
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The Florida Man
@ItsTheFLMan
Oct 18
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The Florida Man
@ItsTheFLMan
Oct 18
Me realizing the only thing open is my disappointment.
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