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That's what I do... I drink, and I know things. #BillsMafia ⚓️

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Joined March 2010
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If I ask for your hand in marriage and you put an emoji over my face when you post it run me that ring back.
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Them designers be pimpin yall
Future wearing $700 Prada White Basic Tee in his Music Video for California Girls off "The Real Me"
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No MSG watch party outside the Garden during the biggest game of the year because a selfish weirdo chooses to want to make himself the center of attention during a moment where the vibes have been immaculate . Y’all president is really a weirdo.
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“People with REAL money never flaunt their wealth, only ghetto people do that” - Random broke people on Twitter Meanwhile…
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You know until like 20 years ago folks only had their small town of classmates & coworkers to look at 😭 you couldn’t compare them to your explore tab on IG. They are attractive because you are attracted to them. They just aren’t ig models
Your coworker is not attractive, they are just within 10 feet of you 40 hrs/week
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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REAL
i may not come back 😂😂😂
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i may not come back 😂😂😂
My friends so insane. A chick flirted with my dawg and said she miss him. Next IG post he on a plane to Australia to see her.
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Hunter Biden is going to be a big, big problem for the GOP. Listen to what he’s saying here. He literally has receipts.
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Down two, get in the paint!
7’4 going for face up contested jumpshots for the win, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET YOUR KIDS IDOLIZE KEVIN DURANT
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7’4 going for face up contested jumpshots for the win, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET YOUR KIDS IDOLIZE KEVIN DURANT
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You are the King of “This didn’t age well.”
Knicks have collapsed.
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Average rapper: I’ll kill you in your sleep JAY-Z: Administer pain, next the minister screaming your name At your wake as I peek in, look in your casket, feeling sarcastic “Look at him - still sleeping”
Average rapper: I took the top off the Maybach Drake: I went St. John the Baptist on the Lamb
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Replying to @DJRTistic
Drake’s appeal to a lot of his male fanbase is he was the “nerd” that became extremely popular. So threats to his image can feel super personal. They’re not merely defending him, they’re defending an aspirational version of themselves.
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Man y’all STILLLLL crying 25 months later????
That whole 3rd verse of “NLU” was basically like when Biden said “If you don’t vote for me, you ain’t black.” But if you’re too busy focusing on your hate for somebody else, you won’t be able to realize somebody is patronizing and exploiting you.
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don’t make us take this down, bro
Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀
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The Weeknd not signing to the OVO sweatshop was the wisest decision Abel ever made.
The Weeknd was the highest paid musician of 2025, @Forbes reports. He earned an estimated $298 million.
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I feel like if you weren’t a bit of a comic nerd you don’t know how racist this was. His whole thing is he can’t die, it would be like Superman just getting shot or Batman getting outsmarted.
15 years ago today, Darwin somehow died in ‘X-MEN: FIRST CLASS’
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Josh Allen managing to be #3 on this list while only scoring 1-yard touchdowns is WILD
Highest Percentage of Carries to go for 10+ Yds - DeVon Achane, 17% - Blake Corum, 16% - Josh Allen, 15% - Kenneth Walker, 15% - Drake Maye, 14% - Jordan Mason, 14% - JK Dobbins, 14% - D'Andre Swith, 14% - Kenneth Gainwell, 13% - James Cook, 13% - Bijan Robinson, 13%
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A full tank of gas , haircut and car wash is a $200 day you ain’t even eat yet
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