Me: doesn't go to training for a week Everyone: bro are u dying or dead? what did u injure this time?? Its like, I can't take two classes off without an injury? Hello?? (I was off because of persisting chest pains over the weekend but that's beside the point)

Yapping through the Post PAX blues while we continue our perilous pistol only runs! Live now over on twitch.tv/itssimplypatty

PD might be the last #OneChicago show I don't fully crash out on, solely because you can tell they give their directors, DPs and post crew a creative freedom the other Chicago shows don't get. I can forgive occasional character assassinations if the shots are interesting

This man is one of the purest souls in the streaming space, and I genuinely am so privileged to be a small part of the good work he has started and continues to do. Much love to him and the @GenerOZity crew for the incredible achievements over the @PAXAus weekend

This year marks the third year I've been to PAX! So excited to once again be folding in with the @GenerOZity crew, this time on the stage management team! I'll be around the Wombat Theatre and GenOz merch desk if you wanna say hi!

Fucking hell sometimes I can be dumb. I copped a head kick on Monday, and my jaw was hurting on Tuesday. For some reason my first instinct was “oh it’s because I was belting out too many tunes” Like hello?!?! The clean head kick that u copped had nothing to do with it??

I never wanna do an adrenaline rush while sparring again, but my mind was the quietest it had ever been in that moment 😭😭😭 Anyways back to the regularly scheduled overthinking

So I'm looking at the PAX map, and I see the dance stage is right next to the @GenerOZity Wombat Theatre. Why is this the only thing I see now when I close my eyes?

Checked kicks hurt like hell, but getting told “that shot would’ve hit me” by someone you respect makes it all worth it 🥰

So it turns out, keeping the old splint as a souvenir ended up being the most cost efficient solution for round 2 🤪

Reading about why music is so linked to memory has been so fkn enlightening Anyways love Kendrick Lamar, but it’s gon be a while till I can listen to his music without thinking abt some memories 🙃

I’m only 22, and this weekend I had to contend with the fact that I can’t do everything I used to at the intensity I’m used to. Walked away from a short grappling session on Saturday with a bruised foot, jarred pinky and bruised(?) hip 😭😭😭

This morning on my way to work I realised something terrifying… I’m now legally allowed to teach people how to drive 💀

Soo OBS crashed and something ended up happening 😭 Thank you so much to everyone that tuned in and donated to @WWF_streamers! Good news! I've spoken to the @UrbanPulse_RP team, and we'll be fundraising through to the end of August! There's still time to bail people out ❤️

Incentives revealed for @WWF_streamers hehe, also WE’RE LIVE GOD DAMNIT Join us now on twitch.tv/itssimplypatty

As part of today's streamaversery festivities, we're going to be raising money for some old friends over at @WWF_streamers! We've got some crazy incentives lined up, allowing you to directly impact today's RP session! Check our the Tiltify page: tiltify.com/@itssimplypatty/…

So um, apparently it's my streamaversery tomorrow, and it'll mark five years since l've started streaming (on and off) Taking last minute suggestions for things to do (games, donation incentives, charities to fundraise for ect.) Pls help me plan this last minute 🥹🥹🥹👉👈