Writer/Comedian, Ellen DeGeneres Show, TMZ, Laughs on Fox. I can write a funny speech for you! https://xitter.cf/t.co/NKXtxach9C
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A speech for a friend has a "how we met" story.
A speech for your sister doesn't. There was no beginning. She was just always there.
Here's how to use that:
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Writing a best man speech for your brother is different from writing one for a friend.
You didn't choose each other. You were assigned to each other.
Turns out that's better material.
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Your coworker just retired after 30 years.
Here’s how to send them off with a speech they’ll never forget:
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Ending a wedding speech is like landing a plane — it's the easiest part.
Actually, I have no idea if that's true about planes. But it's true about wedding speeches.
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Five mistakes people make in wedding speeches.
Number three happens at almost every wedding.
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Your best friend just asked you to be maid of honor.
Amazing. Wonderful. Terrifying.
Here's how to give a speech she'll never forget:
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Being asked to give the best man speech is an honor.
Writing it is a nightmare.
Here's everything you need to know:
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After 5 Emmys writing comedy for The Ellen DeGeneres Show and co-writing a book called "How to Write a Funny Speech," I kept getting the same question: "Can you just write MY speech for me?"
Introducing Funny Toast — custom funny speeches written by me.
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Our book is sold out on Amazon! Don't worry...more copies are on the way. In the meantime, Barnes and Noble still has it in stock. barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-…
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Did you miss this weeks episode with @ItsRickMitchell new episode out tomorrow youtu.be/c1eCwC9l9b8
Another fun podcast that @carolleifer and I did together...The Motivation Show Podcast with Eli Marcus!
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Got to talk about my new book on the @AdamFerraraPod. Had a blast! Thanks @adamferrara
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For our book, @carolleifer and I haven't done a lot of podcasts together...but this is one of them! Check it out!
Season four finale with @carolleifer and @ItsRickMitchell is available now for download!! @markschiff @DanielLobell
Go get yourself a copy in your ears 👂
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Come see @carolleifer and I talk about our new book in person next week at @BookSoup on Wednesday, April 2nd at 7pm! booksoup.com/event/carol-lei…
Oh my God! I just remembered...@carolleifer and I still have a new book for sale! #HowToWriteAFunnySpeech
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@janemarielynch , @JerrySeinfeld & @hwinkler4real can't be wrong. Thanks to @ItsRickMitchell for joining me this week to talk comedy, TMZ, @TheEllenShow and his book with @carolleifer How to Write a Funny Speech. spotifycreators-web.app.link…