Gave a mouse a cookie and now he’s asking for increasingly more from me ?? has this ever happened to anyone else??

A cool new jacket will change your whole life

Seven Havens spoilers

SEVEN HAVENS WOWOW!! This is the coolest craziest avatar show ever and I’m hooked. Genuinely cannot stop thinking about this new world and lore and Avatar(s)

Calculating the ROI on a big plate of spaghetti and meatballs and a crisp Diet Coke and a giant chocolate chip cookie. Looking like we might 10X our whimsy and joy here

Just spilled hot coffee all over my pristine white shirt in such a way that this might actually be the thing that kills me

I can always tell when a video is written with AI and it’s driving me crazy

Just got charged $3 for playing the tablet games at Olive Garden

Tubi is the closest thing we have to interdimensional cable

no one talks about how hard it is to be hot but not photogenic

we’ve lost the ability to be chased out of a small town by an angry mob

I fundamentally reject Diet Pepsi. The uncanny valley of beverages. The skinwalker of diet soda

weed vampires be like “I vant to smoke your bud”

welp just finished rewatching cowboy bebop. guess it’s time to start rewatching cowboy bebop

Watching all this GTA 6 Lucia discourse as a single person

do you have to pay a speeding ticket if it was an accident and you didn’t mean to

uber is fully on his phone while driving I’m not even mad 😂 these reels are funny af bro keep scrolling !!

crushing voodoo rangers and blasting rap caviar out the JBL at my sons lame ass baseball game. lil bro dapped me up before stepping out on the diamond tho what a legend

If I had access to flock technology I would locate everyone having a bad day and send them funny instagram reels

I just want a walkable community and friends I can drop in on unannounced is that too much to ask