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Joined June 2017
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My sister didn't cope well with going to jail. She refused to eat or drink anything. She started yelling and swearing at everyone. After that incident we never played Monopoly again.
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The weather forecast did call for "isolated showers" in the #Cariboo
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Move over, girl math. "Trump math" is the new money-saving trick you'll love
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macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Replying to @grantstern
If anybody is still wants those “unaccounted for” Hope Florida vehicles, I saw 2 big ones parked behind the otherwise deserted Tallahassee Mall recently. It seems like the only things left in that mall are the movie theater, Barnes & Noble and two these trucks waaay in the back!
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Ann B. Davis, Ann B. Davis, Rock me, Ann B. Davis.
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A break in the rain. I love Tallahassee!
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Was heading to the coast for the meteor shower later tonight but got caught in a hellacious thunderstorm on my way. Zero visibility for a while. Quite a storm! I entered the eye just as the sun was setting and t’was all worth it! Rain or shine, St. Marks NWR is always awesome.
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Rita Moreno performing "Fever" on the Muppet Show with Animal on drums which originally aired almost 50 years ago in the UK on September 12, 1976 and in New York on September 20, 1976 which earned her a Primetime Emmy Award.
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Here is a testament to how hot this fire truly was. Metal is melted onto the sidewalk off of this car that is burned out in someone’s driveway. #SpokaneComplexFire @kxly4news
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Sunday afternoons are a GREAT time to catch up on the "Welcome to #Florida" podcast. In recent episodes we've delved into Gulf sturgeon, the Cypress Knee Museum, a champion eagle-bander & the boom in indie bookstores. Check 'em out! buzzsprout.com/1169570
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trump speaking at Lindsey Graham's funeral now. What are the chances he brings up the 2020 election, and he claims the last thing Lindsey asked him was that they pass the Save Act? I'm not a gambler, but I'd bet on that.
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Just so’s ya know, this is today. I live in paradise.
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Isn’t it about time for that Kerch bridge to explode again? Seems like it’s that time of year. Slava Ukraini to all who might celebrate. Glory to Ukraine and fuck you to those who don’t.
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Happy Pride, KC 🏳️‍🌈
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Don’t know why but today I was learning about “Penguin Decays.” Very rare. Still don’t understand them but I find it terribly amusing that Penguin Decays were named in 1977–as a result of bar bet! The kicker is—atomically speaking—they kinda look like a penguin! I love physics!
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On this day in 1851, Sojourner Truth delivered the "Ain't I a Woman?" speech at the Women's Convention in Akron, Ohio. “Well, children, where there is so much racket there must be something out of kilter. I think that ‘twixt the Negroes of the South and the women at the North, all talking about rights, the white men will be in a fix pretty soon. But what’s all this here talking about? That man over there says that women need to be helped into carriages, and lifted over ditches, and to have the best place everywhere. Nobody ever helps me into carriages, or over mud-puddles, or gives me any best place! And ain’t I a woman? Look at me! Look at my arm! I have ploughed and planted, and gathered into barns, and no man could head me! And ain’t I a woman? I could work as much and eat as much as a man – when I could get it – and bear the lash as well!And ain’t I a woman? I have borne thirteen children, and seen most all sold off to slavery, and when I cried out with my mother’s grief, none but Jesus heard me! And ain’t I a woman? Then they talk about this thing in the head; what’s this they call it? [member of audience whispers, “intellect”] That’s it, honey. What’s that got to do with women’s rights or Negroes’ rights? If my cup won’t hold but a pint, and yours holds a quart, wouldn’t you be mean not to let me have my little half measure full? Then that little man in black there, he says women can’t have as much rights as men, ‘cause Christ wasn’t a woman! Where did your Christ come from? Where did your Christ come from? From God and a woman! Man had nothing to do with Him. If the first woman God ever made was strong enough to turn the world upside down all alone, these women together ought to be able to turn it back, and get it right side up again! And now they is asking to do it. The men better let them. Obliged to you for hearing me, and now old Sojourner ain’t got nothing more to say.”
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"'Crazy' is a term of art; 'Insane' is a term of law. Remember that, and you will save yourself a lot of trouble."- Hunter S. Thompson
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Replying to @KeruboSk
I am 75. All my grandparents were born in the 19th century and I conversed with all of them. Better than that, I shook hands with an old man (the Latin teacher at my first boarding school) in around 1958/9 whose grandfather (with whom the teacher had shaken hands as a little boy) had shaken hands with Napoleon. It was something of a craze among little boys in the 1950’s to seek out old men: ask them who had been the most famous person with whom they had ever shaken hands and (assuming there was somebody worthy) then shake hands with them to add to your collection. More fun than train spotting and more practicable than autograph hunting.
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