Metzizah B’peh | All Views are Satire and non-Bannable . Parody Account . aspiring to be @Lindayax ‘s Side piece 🥲 Hegelian Dialectic . Agorist .

Modern Day Auschwitz
Joined November 2024
Chairman Mao retweeted
Guys, I think the kids might be okay.
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NEW: Trump announces he may take the stage at the Freedom 250 concert on the National Mall after several artists got “the yips” & dropped out.
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Shit done got weird … the Indians are hiring blacks for yard work ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’ve never seen that in my life
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Update: blacks can’t cut grass either
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Chairman Mao retweeted
AMERICA IS BACK Rally!
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It’s disgusting how hideously fat so many Americans have become.
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🇨🇳 Based on a recent study, about 90% of Chinese citizens have never traveled abroad. "They just don't see the need because everything's so good back home."
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Chairman Mao retweeted
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Going by my church, we're about to crack 5 TFR.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 White Americans could become the highest-fertility group by 2028 or 2029 as birth rates continue to improve.
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Chairman Mao retweeted
Anything helps...
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you are not horny you just have clenched jaws which its fascia is connected to the pelvic floor and all your unreleased negative energies are backed up in the hips. you’re energetically constipated
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Chairman Mao retweeted
Anyone who says the stories about heightened tick populations are false, can get their butts down here and see what I see everyday. I used to do weekly tick checks. Now it's every 3 days. My dogs, dairy cows, barn cats, sheep. And me. Just yesterday I had 7. Heads need to roll. This is not nature doing what nature does. This is purposeful, and it's freaking evil. And for the people that feel an obligation to comment about using flea and tick protection, save your breath. I've used everything from Sorresto to NexGard. We spray, use powder, drops, and collars. We do apple cider vinegar, garlic, and oregano oil. These ticks are bioengineered and you cannot tell me any different. They are resistant to all known preventions. When I heard stories of boxes of ticks being dropped off I laughed. It sounded so stupid and tin foil hat. I'm sorry. I was wrong. I'm wondering if one didn't get dropped off nearby. I need to buy more tin foil.
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DARPA once hid 10 giant red balloons across America and offered $40,000 to whoever found them first. MIT built a referral system and let the internet do the work. All 10 balloons were found in less than 9 hours. Crowdsourcing basically speedran a government challenge.
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The mudsharks that try to conceal their identity when they’re with the ape are hilarious . You aren’t fooling anyone Stephanie .
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Chairman Mao retweeted
JUST IN: Pete Hegseth says a “true friendship” is growing between the U.S. & Pakistan.
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Pokemon is reportedly banning vendors from selling graded slabs at official events The new rules also restrict $1,000+ items and most Japanese Pokemon Center products via PokeBeach
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Chairman Mao retweeted
IT HAS BEGUN
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 White Americans could become the highest-fertility group by 2028 or 2029 as birth rates continue to improve.
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This reality is a mind fuck .
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Chairman Mao retweeted
I wonder what Hitler is doing in heaven right now.
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Everytime I see a flock camera I throw up a Roman
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