
Metzizah B’peh | All Views are Satire and non-Bannable . Parody Account . aspiring to be @Lindayax ‘s Side piece 🥲 Hegelian Dialectic . Agorist .
Modern Day Auschwitz
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Replying to @politikaljunki @LaurenWitzkeDE
Chairman Mao retweeted
NEW: Trump announces he may take the stage at the Freedom 250 concert on the National Mall after several artists got “the yips” & dropped out.
Shit done got weird … the Indians are hiring blacks for yard work ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’ve never seen that in my life
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you are not horny you just have clenched jaws which its fascia is connected to the pelvic floor and all your unreleased negative energies are backed up in the hips. you’re energetically constipated
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Anyone who says the stories about heightened tick populations are false, can get their butts down here and see what I see everyday.
I used to do weekly tick checks. Now it's every 3 days. My dogs, dairy cows, barn cats, sheep. And me.
Just yesterday I had 7.
Heads need to roll. This is not nature doing what nature does. This is purposeful, and it's freaking evil.
And for the people that feel an obligation to comment about using flea and tick protection, save your breath. I've used everything from Sorresto to NexGard. We spray, use powder, drops, and collars. We do apple cider vinegar, garlic, and oregano oil.
These ticks are bioengineered and you cannot tell me any different. They are resistant to all known preventions.
When I heard stories of boxes of ticks being dropped off I laughed. It sounded so stupid and tin foil hat. I'm sorry. I was wrong.
I'm wondering if one didn't get dropped off nearby.
I need to buy more tin foil.
Chairman Mao retweeted
DARPA once hid 10 giant red balloons across America and offered $40,000 to whoever found them first.
MIT built a referral system and let the internet do the work.
All 10 balloons were found in less than 9 hours.
Crowdsourcing basically speedran a government challenge.
The mudsharks that try to conceal their identity when they’re with the ape are hilarious . You aren’t fooling anyone Stephanie .
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JUST IN: Pete Hegseth says a “true friendship” is growing between the U.S. & Pakistan.




























