Kansas City, MO
Joined November 2011
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If you belong to a chain and don’t serve authentic chicken cutlets or have sandwiches named after family members…are you REALLY a deli?
The Midwest needs more NY delis and bodegas! Don’t even @ me with QT, Casey’s or Jason’s “Deli” as options.,,
I’m glad the world is discovering the beautiful parts of America and diving into our “American Culture”….but I’m genuinely concerned there will be a world-wide diabetes pandemic the way these foreigners are indulging in the American cuisine 🤣😭🫣🤣
The best thing about 2026 so far is watching foreigners experience American “culture” during the World Cup. Every video I see they’re in complete shock and awe of the simplest things like Ranch and nice/decent/hospitable people…
Okay I come on here once every few months or years…but THIS made me glad I decided to hop on TWITTER today #caw 🕊️🦅🦆🦜🐥🦢🦃🦉🐧🦩🐦⬛
Name a better feeling than passing someone who’s been going the speed limit or LESS in the left lane and you FINALLY get a chance to pass them and you see them flip YOU off as you pass even tho they’re the road A-hole.🤣🤭 …don’t worry I waved him goodbye WITH my own Bird lol
Also I’ve said this before but June is the Friday of months, July is Saturday and August is Sunday bc of the back to school Sunday scaries. ….tell me im wrong
The fact that kids these days never had to or have to clap chalk board erasers is crazy…is the new punishment making sure laptops are plugged it?
Hey - next time you go to a sushi restaurant and decide to eat raw fish and rice and wash it down with 4 sake bombs (and martinis)…make sure you make it to the toilet. Although the sink is better than the floor, rice and fish chucks do NOT fit down the sink drain…
Wait…there’s no retweet anymore? Lmaoo I know I’ve been gone for a minute but damn…the killed the little blue bird and took away our tweets?! 😢🕊️
I will now be creating all conspiracy topics into bangers like this one….do you wonder why gas prices are surging? Is it “war”? Or do they just wanna push more people to conform to more “electric/hybrid” cars? Ask yourself why? suno.com/s/MxoesEsvmAVhIcUX
Meghan Malone retweeted
Chiefs announced they’re leading the charge to sanction girls high school flag football in Kansas and are now looking for supporters to support the petition at chiefs.com/letherplay.
Kansas City is ready to prove why WE are theee Soccer Capitol of America….we have wayyy more to offer than just amazing BBQ, KC Chiefs, and Kelce/Swift love stories 🤣
People who drive slow in the left lane were put on this earth to test us 🧘🏼♀️…I seriously consider becoming a cop every time I’m stuck behind one just so I can make it my personal mission to ticket every single one of them…if you aren’t passing, get out of the left lane! – at Avondale, MO