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He tried so hard to decipher that gibberish too. 🤣
Me when my wife tells me I should cut back on coffee but I'm already on my 5th cup for the day
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Fresh air with a free scalp massage. Win/Win.
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🚨 WATCH James Talarico says his “favorite drag queen” is Alyssa Edwards — who has described himself as "a drag performer that works with children."
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THIS is how you deal with an uninvited hitchhiker.
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Funny but also true.
That's a hotel i want to stay at.
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Wasted no time.
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Can we all agree with this?
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Mamdani is the guy that shows up to a party empty handed and then complains about the food.
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What a fucking photo. Hung Cao’s family fled the Vietnamese communists as refugees. He returns to meet with the Vietnamese communists as emissary of the most powerful empire in world history, acting Secretary of the United States Navy. It’s like a biblical story. Joseph’s brothers sell him into slavery and he returns to them as the powerful representative of the Pharaoh Amazing
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Don't forget to tell your kids this
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This was the Democrat alternative to President Trump’s UFC event last tonight. No really. 🤣🤣🤣
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I'm seeing a lot of fake information about a potential deal to reopen the Strait and end Iran's nuclear weapons program. First, the Iranians are not receiving any cash, and no funds are being released for simply signing a deal or attending a meeting. The deal is structured to ensure that the US and its allies concerns are prioritized, and that if the Islamic Republic of Iran meets its obligations, then economic benefits will flow to them and to the entire region. This deal has the potential to remake the region and lead to lasting peace. I've noticed a couple of bizarre things in the reporting over the last few hours. First, people who (rightly) said Donald Trump was a historic president a month ago now criticizing a deal based on unconfirmed media reports. Second, people who say you can't trust a word said by the IRGC who apparently believe anonymously sourced social media posts. The president is going to get us a good outcome, one way or the other.
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True.
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Peak liberal hypocrisy in one frame.
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Imagine what America could accomplish if the democrats didn't force us to spend billions of dollars housing and feeding undeserved foreigners. The democrats could get some of their social programs passed if they turned their attention to programs focused on American citizens.
Replying to @PapiTrumpo
Imagine what the USA would be like if we didn't have all these democrats pushing back against every single thing the president, my president, tries to do to MAGA.
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