Colorado, USA
Joined April 2012
Love cheesecake😋
if you eat cheesecake you eat ass.
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THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS ARE NLCS BOUND!
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Dodgers win Game 3! #NLDS
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Brave of you to boo Freddie.
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OCTOBER TEO.
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Why Suck a man’s dck If he can’t cum in yo mouth ?? grow up
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THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS ARE YOUR 2026 NL WEST CHAMPS!
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-coffee
I hate when people ask what I do for fun. Bro, I'm 32. Coffee, gym, video games, sending reels to my 2 friends and enjoying cancelled plans.
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Nah, I'm insulting your trash ass mid-game
First rule of playing Apex Legends: - Only use your mic after the match ends to insult your teammates
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Getting good at? We’ve won 60 Super Bowls
The Americans are getting good at football
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Son Jesse retweeted
She call my rocket Blue Origin the way it explodes prematurely
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Son Jesse retweeted
“i’m on my period” your feet ain’t
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Son Jesse retweeted
congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days
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plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off
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Son Jesse retweeted
24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.
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Son Jesse retweeted
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇨🇦 Team USA defeats Canada, winning first men's hockey Olympic gold in 46 years since 'Miracle on Ice.'
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Wife- I heard a noise downstairs peanut The burnt peanut- “you made a big mistake pal, NOW MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR GOD MF” 😂
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Son Jesse retweeted
Oh Yoshi, where do I begin?
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