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It is advised parents should talk to their teenage kids. They undergo alot and fear sharing it. Depression is real and if not contained at early stages it can lead to suicide. #WithinTheseWalls
Kijana Ya MOGAKA🇰🇪 retweeted
Tea bado nitawapea, feel free to BLOCK me and fuck yourself on the way out if naku bore
I am not sorry for declaring a 387 yr old Methuselah dead. There’s nothing you will do other than the usual malaya wa choo hubbub
Spewed by Thika rd Rick Ross, closeted kundu raiders, bimbos, masculinity failures, broke midgets, slow thinkers, who have nothing to show in life other than trolling Aoko
Gave you legit Tea 99% times. one time Gava wame turn against each other, ika burn, so I should lose sleep?
If Oburu hadn’t sold ODM even before his bother’s corpse was cold in rigor mortis, ODM would not be as useless as kushuta kwa kisiagi
Tea ndio hii, ABDI SEBO aka commander who led operation against Linda in August, Homa Bay was arrested last week
We made noise on social media, Mainstream did features (KTN) and he watched it all from a 75 inches flat screen while “hiding” in Kisumu
One month later, Ruto decided to visit Nyanza to counter the Linda wave. From 13th September
Abdi mmoja was tasked with crowd mobilization
Sasa! Ogopa illiteracy. Heri uwe maskini akona akili
Meeting was held and attended by COUNTY COMMANDER. Goon pia nickname yake ni? Commander!
Therein an argument, one is a rabid dog protected by Gladys Panga and Kremlin Kanyuma plus Murkomen
The other is trained law enforcer. Wanapigania jina commander. It became physical,
Guess who ended up in cell. This arrest has been sanctioned by powers that be so bro might “suffer food gas or schizophrenic suicide” kwa cell
Ruto has reckoned goonism is and wasn’t the way to win Nyanza, Wanga and her heptagonal pussy, OUT!
Kijana Ya MOGAKA🇰🇪 retweeted
Which crime did this man commit? We need to know and give him our attention.
Ukiona mwanaume breaking into tears ivi ujue amefika mwisho.
Kijana Ya MOGAKA🇰🇪 retweeted
Thinking all day about how you'll get rich enough to repay your parents for everything they've done, it's the most traumatizing feeling ever. Especially when you're broke and jobless. Hope it works out for all of us.
Amid all the noise on this app, get a career that pays you.
Everyone glorifies side projects, but a lot of those projects are funded by salaries they rarely talk about.
Secure the bag first. Build on the side.
Kijana Ya MOGAKA🇰🇪 retweeted
It’s only in Kenya where Mr. Empty gives Mr. Full sleepless nights. Maajabu ya Musa! 😂
Kijana Ya MOGAKA🇰🇪 retweeted
i spent 6days on this Raila Odinga cracked glass art.. use 1sec of Ur time to like and repost may his soul continue to rest in eternal peace Jakom!
Kijana Ya MOGAKA🇰🇪 retweeted
In the months ahead, voices will rise in Raila's name, some out of love and some out of convenience - Ida Odinga
Kijana Ya MOGAKA🇰🇪 retweeted
Pull back and see if she chases.
If she doesn't, quietly move on.
Keep it simple.
Kijana Ya MOGAKA🇰🇪 retweeted
Which housing problem when for example Nairobi real estate is half empty? Do you know why you reside in Lucky summer and not in Karen’s vacant houses?
Replying to @mbiti_mwondi
Mbiti - we have a housing problem the government is addressing, what economists call market failure. To eradicate slums like Kibera, the government has to step in because the market alone cannot provide affordable housing for everyone.
Left entirely to the market, developers will build for those who can afford to pay, leaving low-income families behind.
Even if a few residents become wealthy enough to move out, they will simply leave the slum rather than transform it.
Kijana Ya MOGAKA🇰🇪 retweeted
What will bring down Murkommen the:
1. belief that the power he wields is permanently his
2. Hubris
3. belief that wealth once acquired is his
4. God was in an unnecessary hurry to send Jesus. That he (Kipchumba) was the right person to come. He'd never be killed!
Kijana Ya MOGAKA🇰🇪 retweeted
Bruh, why would you put thrusters on a car? How we even supposed to fake that as if living fake life already isn’t hard enough.
Over to you Chinese engineers. You almost made us afford a Land Rover defender, now we need affordable thrusters by Monday 😂
Kijana Ya MOGAKA🇰🇪 retweeted
Central Kenya operates differently when it comes to politics. They don’t worship their leaders, one day someone’s a household name, the next day they’re totally forgotten. Being the son or daughter of a famous politician doesn’t guarantee you a political seat, unlike other places.
Kijana Ya MOGAKA🇰🇪 retweeted
Kaikai: There is an urgent need to review how President Ruto communicates on the campaign trail. He sounds argumentative, as though he is quarrelling with the crowd. He comes across as one of the people attending the rally. You know how many steps that takes the presidency down? Very many. This undermines our democracy
#CitizenNewsGang @LinusKaikai
Kijana Ya MOGAKA🇰🇪 retweeted
Replying to @HonKangata
Oya @HonAdenDuale @MOH_Kenya nyinyi ni Watu Blad!faking
What do you stand to gain by Lying Bwana Haram @HonAdenDuale ?
Why the Hell would you play Politics with an Issue as Critical as Health .... yani mnafanya hadi Governor aGosh😩
Kenya Kwisha is Insufferable
Kijana Ya MOGAKA🇰🇪 retweeted
Mpaka mnafanya a whole governor aseme GOSH!!! 😂😂😂😂
Kasongo’s government is wild
Gosh,this is shocking.
Totally untrue.
How does it have a go.ke domain name?
Department of Defence ; Tharaka Nithi and Kitengela Govt hospitals - all have it.
Kijana Ya MOGAKA🇰🇪 retweeted
Quick poll for Nairobi commuters this morning:
What is currently moving faster on your route?
A) Your clock
B) A snail on Thika Road
C) People walking from Pipeline to City Cabanas.





























