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I'm getting drunk at the bar you set too high for yourself

LA ✈️ Seattle
Joined September 2010
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Jorja Smith music > SZA trash music
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Jorja Smith is so goddamn fine that it stresses me out
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That Jorja Smith chick having that much ass is actually disrespectful.
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DVSN’s new album is fucking marvelous. Perfect music to have playing while you're making a baby you not gon take care of.
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This DVSN album is fire so far
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Frieza from DBZ was alive for like 93 years his saga was so long for no reason.. As a kid I wondered when that dyke would finally get killed
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As soon as a chick let me fuck, I stop liking her pics cause I have to separate myself from the niggas that are still double tapping.
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"Back on my bullshit 🗣" - someone that's already on bullshit
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I need a back rub and rotini pasta with alfredo sauce and sautéed shrimp
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There are people who actually believe that The Office isn't funny? Keep those scoundrels and their negative energy away from me
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Michael retweeted
When she chooses a hood nigga over u and he dies>>>>>>
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2017 has been a wild fucking year.
I need Mediterranean food immediately
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When I put her to sleep after sex so I can go raid her fridge and eat her leftovers >
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Women always say "men are users". Men only use women for sex. Women use men for sex, attention, rebounds, a ride, bills & shopping sprees.
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Stop forcing things, just let the universe run its course... there's bigger plans, just stay focused.
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