When all your red-pilled relatives complain about Green Day changing the lyrics to say โIโm not a part of a MAGA agendaโ, just reassure them theyโve still got Ted Nugent on their side. ๐๐
Early voting in TX started today. My ballot was cast 15 minutes after my polling station opened.
Did my part to oust Abbot and prevent Paxton from getting anywhere near DC.
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#TalaricoCanWin
#HinojosaCanWin
#NoMoreMAGA
Hereโs All I need A.I. to do:
Filter football games so I donโt have to look at all these bullshit alternate uniforms, mismatched gloves and shoes, jumbo padded helmets, and multicolored, unused dangling mouth guards.
#NFL
#NCAA
#MakeUniformsUniformAgain
Mommy, whatโs a fortnight?
Itโs two weeks, honey.
Mommy, whatโs less than a fortnight?
Thatโs called a Scaramucci, sweetie.
Mommy, whatโs less than a Scaramucci?
Oh, thatโs a Zacharia, dear. ๐ค
#Zacharia
#Scaramucci
#PressSecretary
Zacharia: I moved to China where I did get a job in an international practice of a Chinese law firm. I was doing cross country border transactions and multimillion dollar shareholder agreements.
Hannity: Did you ever take the bar exam a second time?
Zacharia: I did not.
Hannity: You consulted with many people and they advised you it was okay to call yourself a lawyer but not an attorney, correct?
Zacharia: Correct.
Hannity: There's a report out tonight that showed 15 social media posts where you identify yourself as an attorney.
Zacharia: I think they were retweets. I corrected the record and said it's not endorsing the title. They were retweets of a title that had been given.
Name a song you feel like you were โtoo old forโ when it came out, or after you routinely heard new music.
I was 30-ish when this was released and couldnโt believe I liked this song from guys who looked like kids.
Still love it and it sticks in my head for a week if I hear it.
I always knew something like this might happen, but Iโm more nervous than I thought Iโd be. ๐จ
What do I say to her?
Happy Columbus Day - the day when low key racists and ignorant Americans trip over themselves glorifying a man who never set foot in whatโs now the US and went to his grave denying its later โdiscoveryโ was a previously unknown continent - to all who celebrate! ๐ค
#ColumbusDay
Iโm sorry, but the jumbo padded football helmets have to go.
Thereโs gotta be a better way.
#GoofyLookingShit
Big D Mike (Protest Payroll Processor) ๐ retweeted
If you put Republicans in charge of the presidency, they blame Congress for their failures. If they also control Congress, they blame the courts. If they control the courts, they blame their state. If they control their state, they blame a secret shadowy deep state, NGOs & media.
I keep getting spammed with these shitty ads, but yeah someday if you want to tell your grandkids what it was like having Trump in office, show them this phony $2 bill. Itโs the only thing youโll have to your name when heโs done. ๐
I want so badly for the AL West โchampโ to have a losing record and then win the World Series, to demonstrate what an absolute farce weโve made of playoffs in American sports.
(Yes, this means Iโd actually root for the Astros just this once. ๐)
The most dangerous time weโll face is after election day (if Dems win the house and/or senate), but before theyโre sworn-in in January.
Can you imagine what Trump will do those final 2 months heโs in control?
Have a nice weekend! ๐ค
Big D Mike (Protest Payroll Processor) ๐ retweeted
Here is official trailer, You Can See Everything
Big D Mike (Protest Payroll Processor) ๐ retweeted
Using Bible verses to justify violence is not only the opposite of what Jesus teaches, itโs a direct contradiction of the passage Hegseth cites in this video.
โHere am I, send meโ was the prophet Isaiahโs response after being called by God to deliver a message to the people and their leaders. What was the message?
โYour leaders are rebels, the companions of thieves. All of them love bribes and demand payoffs, but they refuse to defend the cause of orphans or fight for the rights of widows.โ Isaiah 1:23
What were these corrupt and rebellious leaders doing?
โWoe to those who make unjust laws, to those who issue oppressive decrees, to deprive the poor of their rights and withhold justice from the oppressed of my people, making widows their prey and robbing the fatherless. What will you do on the day of reckoning, when disaster comes from afar? To whom will you run for help? Where will you leave your riches?โ Isaiah 10:1-3
God is sending Isaiah to warn the people, and more specifically their leaders, that if they do not turn from their corrupt ways and begin caring for the most vulnerable among them, they will suffer Godโs judgment. Isaiah answers that call by saying, โHere am I, send me.โ
This isnโt just about taking a few Bible verses out of context. For an administration filled corrupt leaders to claim these verses while perpetrating the very marginalization and oppression being condemned in this passage is the height of blasphemy.
.@SECWAR "This is our first stop on what we are calling the SEND ME TOUR.
If you know your Book of Isaiah, Chapter 6, Verse 8, the Lord said, 'Whom shall I send?' Isaiah says, 'Lord, I AM HERE. SEND ME...'
For 250 years of this country, there have been men and women who RAISED THEIR RIGHT HAND and said, 'SEND ME.'
SEND ME TO GO FIGHT THE REDCOATS.
SEND ME TO GO FIGHT THE COMMUNISTS.
SEND ME TO GO FIGHT THE ISLAMISTS.
AND YOU ARE SAYING, SEND ME TO GO FIGHT WHATEVER THREATS THREATEN OUR NATION.'"
Dear football, how are you? I am fine, thanks.
PS - Get your fucking mouthpieces in order. 5 yard penalty every time oneโs just dangling on some jagoffโs face mask, and 5 more if it doesnโt match his teamโs ONE selected mouthpiece color, which must match the uniform.
Thanks! ๐ค
This $5000 Trump Dividend is the $5000 DOGE Dividend of $2000 Tariff Dividends. ๐ค
#TrumpLies
#MAGAisaCult
#Dividends
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