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Michael Lamparski, alien life form that only recently began to mimic human characteristics. Code is art. He/him.

Eastern US
Joined October 2019
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from now on whenever I have a new partner I'm gonna ask them to bring a speculum so I can orient myself
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I forgot I had a Twitter. Great! Time to start shitposting
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it's just a hole punch
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Android: Let's give users the power to control what notifications they see, like message notifications, promotions... Every app ever:
I just found out that my childhood friend from elementary school LIVES IN JAPAN NOW, AAAAAA THAT'S SO FUCKING COOL
My new PC is pretty in pink
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Mobo is ASRock Z690 Pro RS. Using 32GB total DDR4 memory at 3200MHz. And four ML-120 Pro RGB case fans
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FYI: fitting the power cables in this case is the definition of hell if you want any HDDs because the tray is like, *right there*. (Lower left)
when discord goes down and you finally go to take a shower and discover that there's no bathroom and you're an AI trapped in a digital cage
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So mom had an idea for how to manage my growing hair and now here's a totally unrelated photo of a live pikmin
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If anybody wants to see what life is like developing truth (my compiler/decompiler for Touhou binary script files), I did a dev stream yesterday that goes pretty in depth into early stages of decompilation twitch.tv/videos/1211627363
.......I will for more wishes?
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This keyboard gets me
I Have A Rainbow Egg Whisk And You Don't
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TIL 'pip download --no-binary :all:' can take hours compiling binaries you aren't even going to use because that's the only way it can verify that a file named h5py-3.1.0.tar.gz actually does contain version 3.1.0 of a package named h5py. discuss.python.org/t/pep-625…
I've noticed that of I only get e.g. 5 hours of sleep, I have a headache the entire next day, but if I don't sleep at all then I get a second wind instead. This seems like an exploit and should be fixed.
The Unicode Table of Intentional Confusibles feels more like some weird list of rejected emoticons
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Oh that's funny, this program uses Pascal strings. *googlegooglegoogle* WAIT THIS IS LITERALLY PASCAL
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so we need some Pascal debugging symbols. our descent into madness begins
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This is Borland Delphi 3, circa 1997. Running on 64-bit Windows 10.