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| dbd, apex, gooper, hearthstone | i make good dad jokes | he/him/she/her/dat/mf |

Joined April 2011
YES WE ARE HERE!!!!! LETS GO BABY
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Replying to @hushhayls
not me try again that’s not even my bio
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Replying to @hushhayls
discriminating and assuming my gender that’s so fake of you
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Replying to @hushhayls
hey 🤝
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Replying to @megsaidwot
just tell everyone they’re crab rangoons because they’re cooked 😭
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Anyone want this JSA authenticated Mark Bagley Gold foil VENOM 750 OBO
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Replying to @ColeExDee
walking with you to the soup kitchen
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Replying to @wrlddxx
the hits 🥴
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Successful 30th drop
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Replying to @wrlddxx
😮‍💨
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Replying to @wrlddxx
LET’S GO
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of course it’s an eagles fan
🚨 YouTuber EDP445 arrested and charged with sex crimes, tried to meet 13-year-old girl for sex. Details: tmz.me/48xCvXH
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Jake retweeted
🚨 YouTuber EDP445 arrested and charged with sex crimes, tried to meet 13-year-old girl for sex. Details: tmz.me/48xCvXH
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Replying to @wrlddxx
yeah i got the list so luckily we’re good - i hope you find something!!
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Replying to @wrlddxx
7pm… open at 9am
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Replying to @wrlddxx
i’m going to camp with like 10 friends in a few hours
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Replying to @wrlddxx
here to see all the gooners say “me me i volunteer”
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