“I’m too young to die and too old to eat off the kids’ menu. What a stupid age I am.” - Jason Mendoza, The Good Place
Joined February 2013
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Jazmine retweeted
That new Drake and PND album is one of the worst RnB albums ever, Drake hasn't made more than a couple listenable songs on an album since Take Care and it's embarrassing he's still around in convos with elite artists.
Jazmine retweeted
just finished listening to Drakes new album & gosh the tears in my eyes. the lyrics, the beats, the delivery, the rhythm, the sound, the production, the flow...everything was garbage from beginning to end. definitely the worst thing i’ve ever heard in my life.
Jazmine retweeted
i do appreciate that kanye is always there to remind me that i’m not actually having the mental breakdown it feels like i’m having
Jazmine retweeted
Kendrick Lamar has barely moved from the waist down but still has more rushing yards than the Chiefs.
Jazmine retweeted
THIS MAN KENDRICK LAMAR JUST SMILED IN THE CAMERA AFTER COOKING DRAKE
LMFAOOOOOO
#SuperBowl
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.@RaysBaseball gets back to .500 with their 4th straight win!
ALT Final Score Graphic (May 6, 2024) Chicago White Sox 2 (8-27) vs. Tampa Bay Rays 8 (18-18) Pictured: Randy Arozarena points with both hands to the Rays dugout after hitting a double. He is wearing the gray Tampa Bay Rays City Connect uniform.
Jazmine retweeted
If your bf was at the Rockies vs Rays game today at Coors Field sitting in section 138 row 19 seat 2, dump him. He spent the 7th inning talking to his friend about how you’ve gained weight because you’re lazy and don’t try hard enough in the gym and he wants someone more driven.
Jazmine retweeted
Hip hip hooray!
Only 75 days until Opening Day!
ALT 75 Days Until Opening Day Pictured: Cutouts of MLB superstars (left to right) Yordan Alvarez, Francisco Lindor, Mookie Betts, Luis Robert Jr., Vladimir Guerrero Jr., and Nolan Arenado in front of a blue and yellow background.
Jazmine retweeted
~* Millennials didn’t get body positivity until it was too late. *~
I literally get mad when I see Abercrombie & fitch trying to be body inclusive now- like you should have gone out of business for how you made my generation feel!!! You don’t get a second chance!!!
Jazmine retweeted
EVERY TIME YOU ALLOW THEM TO DISRESPECT YOU, YOU DISRESPECT YOURSELF. EVERY TIME YOU ALLOW THEM TO DISRESPECT YOU, YOU DISRESPECT YOURSELF. EVERY TIME YOU ALLOW THEM TO DISRESPECT YOU, YOU DISRESPECT YOURSELF. EVERY TIME YOU ALLOW THEM TO DISRESPECT YOU, YOU DISRESPECT YOURSELF. EVERY TIME YOU ALLOW THEM TO DISRESPECT YOU, YOU DISRESPECT YOURSELF. EVERY TIME YOU ALLOW THEM TO DISRESPECT YOU, YOU DISRESPECT YOURSELF. EVERY TIME YOU ALLOW THEM TO DISRESPECT YOU, YOU DISRESPECT YOURSELF.