Ahoy Sailers! Welcome to the account that posts a video on Sundays, though holidays may be included. This was revived back in 2021 thanks to archives. It's a "parody account," so it's not affiliated with Nickelodeon. Hope y'all have a wonderful day!

The seanet is down at me place, so I don't know if I'll get more tweets out weekly. My provider decided to bail without tellin' me in advance.

Nature doesn't give us a break. What are the chances that after recoverin' from a cold the week before, this sailer gets sick again?

Here be somethin' f'er the month of October, sailers! Y'er Halloween special will still come, but it may be different.

The Krusty Krab usually doesn't get decorated for Autumn, but this year it has.

I kept the goo from floodin' the anchor on Thursday night & Friday mornin', and I feel sore. Diggin' a trench is harder than I thought.

I've organized the folder structure so that special videos are separated from the main one.

This is what happens when ye only have 4 hours of sleep and don't double check the video. I can hear the sea crickets through the anchor walls.

August felt like it swam by fast.

I keep almost forgetting to schedule these.

There are times where I am not thrilled to schedule these on the day before Sunday.

Many of ye landlubbers in area of awful drought need some moisture if conditions are to improve.

The air is quite smoky this past week. If ye need to evacuate, don't take y'er time. Fire season will likely be one of the worst in over 100 years.

The Summer months can be exhausting. When the evenin' hours be warmer, me mind tends to stay up later.

Here be to another week of high temps, and don't forget to hydrate! How long can near record breakin' highs last, sailers?

With abnormally high temps upon many of ye, I advise ye to hydrate and drink plenty of water.

Sailers, it was a long day yesterday. I didn't get much sleep, and me mood be foul. All the celebrations pushed y'er captain farther than before. Always get an adequate amount of sleep, even after Holidays.

As the day comes to an end, the fireworks shows throughout y'er USA country should start at scheduled times. Always remember to not summon Smokey Bear on these bad drought conditions, sailers! Ye didn't think I'd forget the special Tweet, did ye?

So the fireworks start in full force. If ye live in areas affected by drought, don't summon Smokey Bear.

Now it's Father's Day for real in addition to the first day of Summer. I should not schedule tweets with only 3-4 hours of sleep.

Ignore the 'Father's Day' text on this one. This day is actually Flag Day.