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Crewe, England
Joined August 2013
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One child is playing spa and giving me the longest facial of my life, the other one has been practicing talking without his tongue 🙃
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Ridiculous. It’s a completely different phase of play 🙄
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Stop ittttt
Launching on April 1st meant I got back in time to celebrate my 23rd wedding anniversary with Catherine today! Grateful to be able to share this zero g photo of my wedding ring in person over dinner tonight… as well as some cuddle time on Earth.
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It blows my mind that the projected splashdown time for Artemis II was 5:07pm, and it was, in fact, 5:07pm. Just a casual spot-on ETA from the fucking moon, no big deal.
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Stop it right now 🥹
Mission complete ❤️❤️❤️
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I never thought I’d relate to an astronaut until Christina Koch casually put on lip balm right before the flyby. Even in space, priorities are priorities. 🚀 🌙
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“What did you get up to this weekend, Issy?” Oh, just tried to wrap my head around why we can’t see the far side of the moon, dyed my hair, and turned a cupboard into a room for the dog. You?
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Bloody fooled me
Looking closely at the NASA Artemis rocket, it was an inflatable they were showing people on the ground before switching to the CGI footage for the launch 😆
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Annual reminder: Santa doesn’t wrap presents. He sets them up, adds the batteries, and makes sure they’re ready to go so kids can play and Mum can enjoy a brew in peace before the chaos 🎄☕ 😉
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The little ones aren’t so little anymore, and each Christmas I’m struck by the thought that this could be the last one before everything changes. I don’t feel prepared for it.🥺
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When you do something proactive for your peace, and instantly feel lighter…
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The bloke next door just caught me touching up my kerbed wheel with a Sharpie…
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This 🤏🏻 close to finishing the Christmas shopping for the three spoilt brats 👏🏻
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Right listen, no one and I mean no one tell my husband that the cute little neon coffee wall light has *finally* stayed on the kitchen wall because I lost my rag and used nail glue. Ok?
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What’s the expiration date on a wedding photo profile pic? Because what if I take a banger that ends up better than the wedding photos? 👰🏼
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Fred’s just told me I’m the best mum he’s ever had 👀
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Hi my names Issy and tonight I went into Home Bargains and came out with *exactly* what I went in for and nothing more
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Having daughters makes Christmas shopping extra fun - one for you, one for me, one for you… 💖🎁
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Is anyone else over Tiffin-Tok? I’m sick of being immediately starving every time that curly haired stunner rips open that bag. I don’t stop anymore.
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I’m not sure how old I think I am, but I just ordered a bunch of book stickers and a clear Kindle case off Temu. 📚
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