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Joined January 2025
What if microwaves don't actually heat up your food, they just spin it around so fast that it gets dizzy and runs a fever?
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Lamine gbamal think say na athletic bilbao lmao😭😂
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Psg please one more..😭😭😂😂
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Make I name my pikin "some sexy song for you"??
normalising naming your child after a 10/10 album
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Imma speak to him 2morrow
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: As of right now, Vincent Garcia, editor-in-chief of France Football, is the ONLY person who knows the winner of the 2026 Ballon d'Or. Nobody else in the world knows.
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Imma talk to him tomorrow
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: As of right now, Vincent Garcia, editor-in-chief of France Football, is the ONLY person who knows the winner of the 2026 Ballon d'Or. Nobody else in the world knows.
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Make ferran torres just score 2 goals tonight, make barca fans just delete twitter for their phone
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1000 goals ⏳ Super ballon d'or ⏳ We're eating good soon.
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You pull UCL, we pull UCL You pull La Liga, we pull La Liga You pull MLS, we pull Saudi league You pull World cup, We pull Euros You Copa America, We pull Nations League You pull Ballond’Or, we Ballon d’Or If we pull B.O.A.T wetin you go pull?
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Make your 8 balon D Or no fit touch Cr7’s 2008 😭😭😭😭 Na now I understand quality over quantity.
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I can't be the only one who finds joy in talking to themselves
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A 3 at 10pm becomes a 10 at 3am
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When a mosquito lands on your balls, then you'll realize violence is not always the answer
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When a mosquito lands on your balls, then you'll realize violence is not the answer
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No one has ever been in an empty room..
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I lose money gan to coding
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How I feel tweeting my thoughts with no followers
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I’m due for a Big Win
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How to overcome social anxiety?
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So ronaldo gets to win the super balon d'or😭
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cristiano Ronaldo is currently DOMINATING an official Ballon d'Or fan vote to decide the GREATEST Ballon d'Or winner of all time! The official Ballon d'Or platform launched a special competition at the beginning of October, allowing football fans to vote for the greatest winning season in the history of the award. The competition features 10 football legends who have won the Ballon d'Or at least twice: • Lionel Messi • Cristiano Ronaldo • Ronaldo Nazário • Marco van Basten • Michel Platini • Karl-Heinz Rummenigge • Kevin Keegan • Franz Beckenbauer • Johan Cruyff • Alfredo Di Stéfano Fans are asked to vote for a SPECIFIC Ballon d'Or-winning season rather than simply choosing their favourite player. And right now, Cristiano Ronaldo's 2008 Ballon d'Or-winning season is leading the competition with an incredible 62% of the votes! That was the year Ronaldo won his FIRST Ballon d'Or while playing for Manchester United. Interestingly, voting is NOT free. Every vote costs €1, and fans are allowed to vote as many times as they want, including multiple times for the same player. This means the results are based on paid fan votes rather than a traditional expert jury. Voting officially closes on October 27 at midnight, Paris time. Cristiano Ronaldo is currently leading the race to be crowned the GREATEST Ballon d'Or winner in history through this special fan competition! 🌟
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If you no get money and your babe dey fresh everyday, wetin e mean?
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