Small ramblings about life. Nothing to live by or take too seriously.

London
Joined October 2014
Might have to be my holiday look
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When you see the faces behind these types of accounts you just stop taking them seriously, a genuine waste of time 😭
Fuck it I’ll say it on camera, how is Declan rice liking that tweet when his Missus is some fat ogre 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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They keep sucking me in with things like this 😡 the October budget is already finished please 😪
Need an actual dedicated eater, that I already know personally, to try different food spots with via the First Table app. Too many nice looking food spots where we could be trying different foods for 50% off
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Tf you mean by "❌️" you saw the rabbit jump on the six rolls
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video is partially AI generated, as visible by the camera freezing in place during the jump, and unrealistic behavior from the rabbit. The creators likely used AI to create the jumping parts, while the rabbit being on the floor and on top of the rolls are likely real. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generativ…
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totally obsessed with this skirt
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There are accounts on here that deliberately fuel the diaspora war bullshit and it’s clear as day
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Living proof of the leng-lunatic correlation.
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They saying chiddy is at the parade singing what do we think about abortion 😭😭😭😭😭
2nd parade of the year... Jeremiah 1:5 ❤️
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First link up after we’d gone no contact for months on end
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She’s checked out, do urself a favour and move on
we are in a relationship. you missed my calls last night and instead of returning them this morning, you’ve rather sent me a text saying “you called”. ah what is wrong with these women? smh
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a pure work of art
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Replying to @mindofprospect
Regret may have been a harsh word as this was our wedding. But definitely a waste of money which we both agree on. The memories are there, we got a photo book and a blue ray video but I can’t remember the last time we watched it. In the end, it was just a show for strangers.
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I’m qualified to speak on this as I spent around £36k (and that’s 2017 prices). Just have a simple wedding inviting immediate family and friends only. Both the misses and I regret spending this much money. Alhumdulillah we are still married, that’s the main thing.
A mate spent £28,000 on his wedding. Loan, credit card, the lot. Eighteen months later, still paying it off. Another mate spent £6,000. Registry office, pub afterwards, honeymoon a year later once they'd saved for it properly. Both marriages are still going strong. Only one of them started married life in debt. The wedding isn't the marriage. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Tyler Perry better not see this. I’m being soo serious right now.
After lizards, fear men
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Paredes still being on the pitch is hilarious loooool. He’s doing the Draymond Green thing. Ref defo doesn’t want to issue 2 reds to the same team
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If this goes to penalties, I hope we all know it’s only ending one way.
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Martinez MOTM from the little I’ve seen
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Paredes is soooo lucky
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