every time i’m high and i catch a glance of myself in the mirror i cant help but think that that has to be the most beautiful woman i have ever seen in my whole life.
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i cant believe how ASS Crave is. fuck you and your 50 ads I have to watch for each 5 mins of a single show.
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walmart in canada has turned into the US with these black prices now, it used to be red and yellow. also seeing a lot more crap in walmart now. a lot of things you could guess you’ll find in america. this is weird
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meaning of life: hiking & surfing. i don’t make the rules. i’ve never even really surfed before. just wake surfing. fun as hell. i need to go surfing. i need to live finally
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its crazy when you finally have a day off work after like 15 consecutive days (some days double shift) and you realize that you were miserable and didnt even know it
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🔫 bro what. a real gun when using the “water gun” emoji?!? twitter automatically changes it. now it’s just like the old emoji! what the hell
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ughhhh!!!!!!! i love this book. listening to The Help audiobook and the voices are great, everything is great. are all audio books this well done?
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